Meanwhile Ichigo is studying in his room

Ichigo was alone in his room that afternoon. It had been a while since he dropped off Kon to Urahara’s place, and the stuffed animal hadn’t been back yet – nor had he heard anything from the eccentric shopkeeper yet. Turning around on his bed, he switched on his phone and began to browse randomly. It sure was quiet without Kon around. Ichigo enjoyed this moment of rare peace and quiet, but also secretly (though he wouldn’t want to admit it) missed Kon and his antics.

Suddenly, the air contorted heavily in front of him, and a swirl of black hole began to open. Ichigo noticed it immediately. Hollow! Now? In his room? He summoned his zanpakuto and stood at ready – but the hollow wasn’t quite what he was waiting for. First he noticed a female arm popping out of the hole. Then, as the rest of her body emerged, Ichigo drew back in horror. He realized who it was – Tier Harribel the arrancar, and former Espada.

“What do you want?” asked Ichigo aggressively, taking a ready stance to fight. Harribel simply stood looking at him, cold aura emanated from her. “Shinigami,” she said. “I have come to take your life.”

“Thought we’re over that one in Hueco Mundo,” Ichigo remarked, then waving his hand outside. “I’m fine with battles, but let’s take it outside. Fighting here could cause our spiritual energy to break the house.”

And how confused was he, when suddenly Harribel’s shoulders shuddered with silent laughter. The arrancar wasn’t looking at him anymore, instead, she was looking down and clutching her belly tightly. Then, without a word of warning, a flood of laughter came out of her mouth. “Oh My God, I can’t take it anymore! HAHAHAH! You’re so funny, Ichigo!” Harribel was laughing herself to tears, holding her stomach, and slamming her fists to her thighs. This sight was so bizarre for Ichigo that for a few moments, he couldn’t speak. Then, in between her laughter, the arrancar finally introduced himself.

“It’s me, Ichigo! I’m Kon!”

“Kon?” Ichigo asked, startled. “What the – what are you doing in that arrancar’s body?”

“Well,” Kon started thinking on how best to tell him.

“Our real plan is to… train Ichigo… by stripping him of his virginity,” Kon remembered Urahara telling him in Hueco Mundo just a few moments back. Kon was surprised at the revelation of this plan, but Urahara simply dismissed him. “This will give him a mental edge in battle that we can use against our upcoming opponents. And we need to do this not with just anyone… but a real powerful being with high spiritual energy as well. That’s why we need to go all the way to Hueco Mundo and possess Harribel. And now –“ Urahara pointed to Kon. “Your mission is to seduce Ichigo until he has sex with you.”

“What do you mean I should bang Ichigo?” Kon must have looked like he wanted to throw up. “That’s so gross! We live together in the same roof, in the same room! If I let myself go at it with him, I won’t be able to sleep a night with Ichigo anymore!”

“Don’t worry. That part of memory will be erased when you return to your own body,” said Urahara. “And the same with Ichigo. He won’t remember who he did it with.”

“And so – that’s basically the gist of what happened,” said Kon. “Now, why don’t we get down to business?”