Me And My Big Mouth

James was shaken out of his slumber by a loud and urgent buzzing noise. It took him a while to realise where he was, Dani was stirring in the bed next to him.

She turned over towards James and yawned, her eye makeup had run in the night and her lipstick was smudged all over her face. She seemed not to be able to hear the persistent buzzing noise.

“I can’t believe I slept straight through,” she said and peered under the covers, “I didn’t even take my stockings off. Ah heck, I slept in my make-up too, didn’t I?”

“Uh-huh,” he said and kissed her, “morning by the way.”

“Morning,” she said with a broad smile and kissed him.

“Erm, what’s that buzzing noise?”

“The intercom, the concierge is calling us,” said Dani, sitting up and stretching with another big yawn.

She got up and walked into the living room, leaving James half awake in the bed. From the bedroom, he could hear one-half of the brief conversation.

“Yes, yes, it’s fine, send her up, thank you…JAMES, JESS IS HERE.”

James looked at the bedside clock.

“Hang on,” he yelled, “It’s eight-thirty, and Jess is here?”

“Yup. Coffee?”

“Yes, thanks,” he said, getting out of bed naked and wandering off to the bathroom.

Dani unlocked the door for Jess and went to the kitchen to switch the coffee machine on.

“MORNING MY LOVELIES!” She yelled with glee as she came bursting through the door a minute later with a tray of coffee in one hand and a large brown bag in the other.

“Jess, why on God's earth are you here at this hour?” Said Dani and switched her coffee machine off.

“Charming,” she said, walking into the kitchen and putting the things she’d brought on the side, “I bring coffee and bagels and that’s the welcome I get?”

Dani kissed Jess on each cheek, then Jess took a step back and examined her.

“Well, I don’t need to ask how last night went, do I?”

Dani grabbed one of the coffees, yawned, and popped the lid off to examine the contents before taking a sup.

“Okay, okay, yes, you were right. The man’s a phenomenon.”

Jessica’s smile lit her face up, she giggled and clapped her hands in excitement.

“See! I told you, didn’t I?”

“Thanks for the coffee,” said Dani, still not fully awake.

“You’re welcome. Where is he?”

As she said that the toilet flushed and James came out into the living room. Jess went bounding over to him and hugged him tightly and gave him a big kiss.

“Morning lover,” she said happily.

“Morning sweetheart,” he replied. “I wasn’t expecting you?”

“I thought you two would like coffee and bagels. Did you have fun last night?”

“Uh-huh, lots of fun. You were right by the way, she’s perfect for the harem,” he said, taking one of the coffees.

“So you’ve agreed to join us then?” Jessica said to Dani.

Jessica watched as Dani looked at James, noting her eyes stray down to his cock, then back to Jessica.

“It seems that way, although I’m still not sure exactly how this is going to work.”

Jessica flung her arms around Dani, “Oh Dani, I’m so pleased, you won’t regret this, I promise.”

Once Jess had released her from her grasp Dani grabbed a salmon and cream cheese bagel from the bag and took a bite, then with her mouth still half full, she frowned at Jessica, “You’re usually dressed down? Why the jeans and trainers?”

“Well I can’t help you move house in my heels can I?”

Dani nearly choked, “Say that again?”

“Finish your bagel and have a shower, we’ve got a lot to do today,” said Jess and walked off to the bedroom.

As James took out a bagel, Dani looked at him and said, “What does she mean move house?”

“Search me, first I’ve heard off it.”

“DANI…WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR SUITCASES?”

“Jesus save me, she’s serious. JESS, STOP FUCKING ABOUT AND COME HERE.”

Jess came back into the kitchen and said, “You know considering you’ve had a night of mind-bendingly wonderful sex I thought you'd be in a better mood."

“Where’s she moving to?” asked James.

“I’m not moving anywhere,” Dani said and scowled at him.

“She’s moving in with us.”

“Ah, cool,” said James.

“I mean, we can’t have a harem if one of the…hmmm, what do you call someone who is in a harem?” said Jess.

“Not sure, a haremina maybe?” said James.

“I’m not moving house,” said Dani again.

“Did you just make that up?” Jess said to James.

“Uh-huh.”

She giggled and kissed him, “You’re so cute. Erm, now what is that term, it’s on the tip of my tongue?”

“Jess, for the last time, I’m not…”

“CONCUBINE! That’s it, a concubine,” she said with a broad grin, then let her face turn serious, “Dani, listen to me and listen good. I’ve never known you to do anything by half, are you telling me that you’ve agreed to be a part of this harem but you’re going to do it while living here, in your flat?”

“I hadn’t thought about it, it’s only last night that I…”

“And haven’t you been telling me for years now that it’s too small here and you want to move out?”

“Well, yes, but I didn’t mean that…”

“It would make sense,” said James, taking a bit of his bagel.

“Jesus Christ you two, stop it, I’m not moving house.”

Jessica took the coffee and the half-eaten bagel out of Dani’s hand and put them on the kitchen counter.

She pointed at the bathroom and said, “Go and have a shower, then we’ll talk about this some more.”

Then she started to unbutton her jeans.

Dani frowned, “What are you doing?”

“While you’re having a shower and coming to your senses James is going to fuck me.”

“He’s going to…but I…” said Dani but she knew she was beaten and scurried off to the bathroom in a huff.

“Honestly, I don’t know why she insists on putting up a fight, she knows it makes sense,” said Jessica, peeling her jeans and knickers off. “Now then,” she said, reaching down to stroke his cock, “Is there anything left in the tank for me?”

“I think I can manage a little something for you,” he smiled.

“Well, Dani, what do you think?” said Jess.

“I think you’re leaking come on my chair.”

“What? Oh, shit, sorry!” Said Jess and jumped up to get a cloth.

“James, you’ve been quiet, what are your thoughts on me moving in?” Dani asked him while Jess was wiping the chair.

“I don’t want you to do anything unless you are absolutely sure about it and one hundred per cent committed.”

Jess left the cloth on the table and slipped her knickers back to avoid any more leakages, then sat down. When Dani had got out of the shower she sat down to talk things through with them with a towel around her midriff and another wrapped around her head. So now James was the only fully naked one among them, which didn’t make him feel as uncomfortable as he thought it would. Although he resolved to get dressed at the next opportunity.

“So it’s all in or nothing then?”

“I think it’s the only way this works,” said James.

“Nobody is asking you to sell the flat Dani, you could rent it out, you’d make a small fortune,” said Jess.

“I don’t need the money and I’d rather not have strangers living here. Oh heck, that reminds me, Sophie!”

“Which Sophie?” asked Jess.

“Sophie Wilton-Brown. She’s coming to stay with me soon, she’s spending the summer in London.”

“Who’s Sophie?” Asked James.

“A friend of mine. Her father and mine were in business together for a while, we met about ten years ago at a function for the bank her father works for.”

“Dani’s being a bit coy James. What she’s not telling you is that they were lovers for nearly a year, until Sophie moved back to Switzerland where her parents live. Every now and then Sophie pops over to London for a booty call with Dani.”

“Hey! I’m no booty call.”

“Don’t knock it, darling, Sophie is gorgeous, I wouldn’t say no if she offered it up to me,” said Jessica.

“Well, she’s going to get a hell of a shock when she gets here and finds me living as a concubine in your house. The way things are going it wouldn’t surprise me if you press-ganged her into this too.”

“Ooooh, do you think she would do it?”

“No Jess, because unlike me and you Sophie is…um, actually, she might be interested.”

“Seriously?”

“I can’t be sure of course, but she was hinting at staying here long term, apparently Switzerland is boring and her parents are stifling her wild side. You never know, maybe she’d happily join our little heard-of harlots.”

“Are you being sarcastic? I can never be sure with you,” said Jess.

“Oh no, I’m being quite serious. If I was set the task of recruiting someone to join me as a sex **** in a patriarchal house then Sophie would be my first choice.”

“Who would be your second choice?” asked Jess.

“You.”

James smiled, “I guess if you’re recruiting new members that means you’ve agreed to join us then?”

“If I’ve got this straight, you want me to leave my flat in Chelsea and be one of any number of women competing for your affections. I’ll have to give up control of my body and willingly let you do whatever perverted shit you want with me as often as you like?”

“Oh, I er, I mean…” stumbled James, but Jess cut in.

“Relax James, she’s on board.”

“Are you?” He said.

“Of course I am. I’ve been on board since you had me kneel down and beg you for sex.”

Jessica sat up straight and leaned across the table, “Wait, wait, you were on your knees begging for sex? I got to hear this one.”

“Me and my big mouth,” said Dani.