Maybe...?

You were hoping you would be in the front room, but the new room you are in is very dark. All the sudden a bright light appears before you and in front of the light lies the shadow of the red haired lady you met earlier.
"Ohohoho we have a fighter here, your **** does not mesh well with our little...program. But I am here to set you straight." she says and then what appears to be a red light saber flashes before her. Well at least at first you thought it was a light saber, but actually now it looks like a light dildo D:
"Just let me out of here you freaks!", you yell. The lady covered in a red tint smiles and throws you a saber hilt which you pick up and turn on. A pale blue light dildo appears out of the hilt.
"Only if you can beat me in battle!" She says and then lunges towards you!