Matt has a superpower

Matt hadn't slept well. Nobody could have. The thunderstorm that had rocked the city must have kept everybody awake for half the night. Sometime around 4am, there was a crack of thunder so loud he actually got up and looked around to make sure nothing was on fire.

As the other inhabitants of the coffee shop buzzed around him, he tried to decide if this was a climate change thing, or if thunderstorms were always this bad. He took an annoyed sip of coffee. At least that was good.

As he blearily set the cup back on the table, a uncoordinated movement sent his muffin rolling onto the floor. "Fuck," he muttered.

As he leaned over to retrieve the contaminated baked good, an unexpected voice interrupted forcefully, "here take mine!"

He looked up to see a woman looking down, apparently extremely concerned about the state of his breakfast. Sweet though the offer was, he replied, "it's my fault. I'll just grab another."

Now even more concerned, she looked at his grimy muffin and then to hers and exclaimed, "oh I'm so sorry, this is a different flavor. I'll get you another chocolate chip!"

Before he could object, the woman had hopped over to the counter and bought a muffin to match his.

She scurried back and proudly presented him with a replacement, "I hope this one's okay."

Unsure what to do with this level of friendliness from a stranger, he responded, "um... thanks. You really didn't have to do that."

She replied with a bubbly, "it was no problem. I'd do anything for you."

Despite himself, Matt looked the woman up and down. She was certainly attractive. His mind momentarily drifted to all of the "anything" he'd like to do with her. He tried to move on with a simple, "thanks," and turned back to his coffee.

She offered, with the same eagerness as before, "do you want a blowjob while you eat?"

He felt an involuntary twitch from his cock at the offer, but his brain quickly intervened. Maybe the thunder had damaged his hearing, "I'm sorry, what?"

"A blowjob," she brightly confirmed and after glancing down, assured you "I can just slide under the table and suck you while you have your coffee."

He scanned the woman's body again. She was in her mid 20s, slim, brunette, and very attractive. Unsure how to politely deal with such a tempting offer, he eventually settled on, "I'm not so into public stuff. Thanks, though."

She quickly counter-offered, "I can suck you off in the bathroom if you want."

He was unsure how to deal with this sudden departure from societal norms. In an attempt to get back into control of the situation, he suggested, "how about you sit? I don't even know your name."

The woman pivoted to sit beside him, pushing her chest toward him, and said, "I'm Nicole."

He offered, "I'm Matt," still struggling to deal with the situation, "nice to meet you."

She was looking at him with an eager expression on her face. With him unable to respond, she eventually filled the silence, "are you use you don't want to sneak into the bathroom?"

This woman was clearly insane, and he had tried to be a good person, he really had, but Matt was only human, "let's go."

She stood up and responded simply, "oh yay!" She grabbed him by the hand, pulling him to his feet, and led him toward the back of the shop.

Once in the bathroom, with astonishing speed, his cock was pulled out of his pants, and Nicole was on her knees in front of him. Her mouth immediately closed around his cock.

This was no slow and gentle blowjob. Nicole clearly had an agenda, and it was to get him off as efficiently as possible. Her head bobbed up and down his shaft with astonishing speed and determination.

Occasionally, her enthusiasm pushed his cock against the back of her throat, causing her to gag. If this bothered her, she didn't show it. The rhythm of her mouth sliding along his cock remained unbroken.

If anything, she seemed to be excited by her own enthusiasm and he felt her moan against his cock. He looked down to see that she had opened her pants, and one hand was pushed deep into them, frantically rubbing her pussy as she sucked and slurped away.

Soon his moans joined hers. He looked down to appreciate the sight of her mouth hammering up and down his shaft and her hand furiously getting herself off.

It was all too much. He managed to groan out, "oh fuck yes," before starting to fill Nicole's mouth with the biggest load of cum he could ever remember unleashing.

For her part, the eager blowjob continued as she milked every drop out of him, swallowing with every spurt.

When he absolutely didn't have any more to give, she finally sat back, looking extremely proud of herself. She pulled the hand out of her pants, casually bringing it to her mouth and licking her own juices from her fingers.

He could only conclude, "holy fuck, that was awesome!"

After a few seconds of thought, a horrified look came over Nicole's face. She exclaimed, "I'm so sorry! I should have asked if you wanted to cum on my face! I was getting a 'swallow' vibe, but it was rude of me to not double check." He stared, again unsure how to respond. Again, she filled the silence, "or you know you could have fucked me, right?"

Matt led Nicole out of the cafe in a bit of a daze. As he was searching for a socially acceptable way to thank someone for a random enthusiastic blowjob, he realized her body language suggested they weren't about to part ways.

He tried to explain, "I was going to go to work."

She cheerily answered, "I can go with you," and added a firm, "if you want to get sucked off again, I need to be there."

The post-orgasm bliss was fading, and he was realizing that he might have acquired a crazy stalker. Perhaps he could diffuse the situation with, "put your number in my phone. That way I can message if I need you."

That seemed to satisfy her. She grabbed his phone and quickly tapped in her contact information. "I put myself in as 'Nicole Cumdumpster', so it's easy to find."

His head swirled as he tried to handle his morning, "great thanks," and he turned to hurry away.

As he took his first steps, she yelled after him, "thanks for choosing me get you off! I really appreciate it!"

He replied, "no problem," and when his brain caught up to his ears, turned around, "wait what? Choosing you?"

"Yeah, of course. So many girls would have loved to do that for you, it's a real honor that you picked me."