Matt and Fanny

Middle aged single father Matt was at the breakfast table with some tea and toast. He just happens to notice a sapphire ring on the floor caked in filth.

“Is that Sams? Daughter needs to pick up after ‘erself.” He muttered and picked up the offending piece.

‘If she don’t know how to keep her things clean. Wait, this wasn’t Mona’s! Maybe Samantha found it. Maybe I’ll just sell it down the lane after a good cleaning.’