Mary Jane vs. Mary Jane

Outside, RL MJ recovered from the symbiote's kick, only to find herself staring at the LSV MJ, clad in a red & black symbiotic costume.

"Is this what I'm like when I'm angry? What a turnoff," LSV MJ remarked. "When was the last time you got laid? Or even hugged someone?"

RL MJ fired back, firing an energy blast at LSV MJ, which was easily dodged. "Get the fuck out of my way!"

"Language!" LSV MJ retorted, firing a webline at the Red Lantern and yanking her towards her, then landing a punch that staggered RL MJ. "Seriously, too much profanity is just a bad mask for a lack of actual wit."

"Shut the fuck up!" RL MJ retorted, lunging at LSV MJ.

"And there it is again! Come on. I'm not expecting brilliant witticisms from an overly enraged shrieking me, but you could at least give me a little effort. You're really letting down MJs everywhere, y'know," LSV MJ mocked, dodging her evil counterpart and webbing her to a building.

"Rrrrrrggghhh..." RL MJ snarled as she struggled against the symbiotic webs. Using her power ring, she cut herself free and flew straight towards her counterpart again. This time, however, a glowing green beam struck her, knocking her away from LSV MJ.

The LSV MJ looked to her left to see Jessica Cruz hovering nearby. "Much obliged. Jessica, right?"

Jessica nodded, landing near LSV MJ. "You got it... wow, Red Lantern other you got here fast."

"A little too fast, if you ask me..." LSV MJ grumbled, recalling how close she was to an incredibly hot threesome when her evil counterpart crashed the party.

Red Lantern MJ shrieked violently once again, generating a pair of massive spiked fists with her power ring, swinging them wildly. The LSV MJ and Jessica ducked both the fists, barely staying out of range of RL MJ's reach as the fists flew over their heads, crashing into several buildings, crushing concrete, shattering windows.

"I really hope this hasn't soured you on us MJs," LSV MJ told Jessica. "I swear, I've never thrown a temper tantrum like that, ever."

"All good -- evil you's not in control right now," Jessica pointed out. "She's given into her despair. Her fury's gotten the better of her."

"No kidding. I can't imagine what pissed her off so badly," LSV MJ remarked.

RL MJ, now beyond livid, decided it was time to end these two. Her eyes glowed red with fury, and she used her ring to create two huge, loud chainsaws, and she flew towards the pair, using the saws to tear apart anything in her path. Her ring, however, was nearly drained of its power, and midway through her rampage, she found the saws disintegrating.

"No... NO!" RL MJ cried, "Fucking power ring!"

"Looks like your really did get here too fast. You have no idea how to conserve your ring's energy, do you?" Jessica observed.

The Red Lantern struggled against the webbing, growing increasingly **** as she tried to escape and fly off. "Rrrrrgggghhh... This isn't over... Komand'r will be here soon..."

"Ehh, I think we've got a little time," LSV MJ said. She caught RL MJ in webbing, leaving her incapacitated.

"MJ!" Kori said as she and DCM MJ caught up to LSV MJ and Jessica. "Thank X'Hal you are not hurt."

"So... you two took her out before anyone else got here? That's impressive," DCM MJ said.

Jessica rubbed the back of her neck and admitted, "Eh, not as impressive as you might think. She expended too much of her power ring's energy getting here and it crapped out on her."

"Quiet, Jess!" LSV MJ muttered, nudging Jessica. "I'm trying to impress these two, y'know."

Jessica chuckled. "Sorry about that. For what it's worth, you impressed me out there."

"Ditto," LSV MJ said back, grinning at Jessica. "We make a pretty solid team. So, is everyone ready to take evil me to this S.T.A.R. Lab?"

"Ready when you are," DCM MJ confirmed.