Marjorie Taylor Greene and Megan Thee Stallion

As John walked down the road, he saw something. Marjorie Taylor Greene was speaking at an alt-right rally, yelling about the "woke left". John rolled his eyes and started scrolling on his phone, discovering that Megan was throwing a concert at that time, that was being livestreamed. The rapper paraded around and twerked onstage, proudly.

John smiled, getting an idea. He grabbed the gun, and aimed it at his phone screen. He hit it, hit Marjorie, set the settings to "3", and "Exaggerate", and pressed the button.

Instantly, Megan appeared on the podium. The normally proud, bisexual black woman was now screaming, "Now, fuck those stupid n*****s! Fuck those horrible, disgusting, vile f*****s! We should kill all of them! Kill all of them!"

Although what she was saying was horrifically disgusting, seeing Megan Thee Stallion of all people saying it was pretty funny.

He looked at his livestream, and say Marjorie was now rapping the lyrics to WAP. "Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge./Extra large, and extra hard./Put this pussy right in yo' face./Swipe your nose like a credit card!" However, the already hypersexual Megan was being topped by Marjorie's **** version, who began doing a full-on striptease onstage, and began masturbating and rapping at the same time.

Laughing, John continued walking.