Marines Off The Starboard Bow

“Where the fuck is everyone?” Nakaba yawned, scratching his cheek and looking around the black sea that surrounded the ship. For the first time in the last few days, Nakaba had awoken with a lack of soft breasts around him to squeeze, and that made him annoyed.

He was heading down the stairs of the Sunny, feeling oddly naked without either of his babes to accompany him around the quiet night air but thankfully it didn’t last long as he found the majority of the assorted crew up in the crow’s nest discussing something.

“Oi! What’s the big deal leaving me alone to sleep like a chump!? It’s normal that the closest possible female will always accompany a Babe Spotter to bed and stay with him all night!”

Attention had shifted to him as soon as he entered and made a scene but the crew’s attitude was less than receptive to his newest demands.

“Nakaba! Keep quiet please!” Chopper whispered, helping him up into the nest proper while shushing him. “I’m sure the girls would have stayed with you if not for the circumstances!”

The two women were looking rather guilty to have not left one of them behind but also were trying to keep looking out to where the crew’s attention was locked. Nakaba’s curiosity was certainly getting the better of him as he wandered over to the hubbub. “What’s happening? You guys spot the One Piece or something?”

That earned him a bevy of lowered eyebrows and snickers. “Uh, no Nakaba bro. It’s a couple Marine ships, we’re just trying to gauge if they’ve spotted the mighty Sunny and whether or not we should fly off to avoid them.”

Nakaba nodded as the oddly proportioned blue haired one talked to him. So many things he had to consider as Franky spoke, like why did his chin look like that, why did he never wear trousers, and did he just say the ship could fucking fly?!

“I say we just destroy the ship and be done with it.” Zoro huffed, annoyed to have been awoken from his latest nap. “We’ve done it a million times before.”

“We have to make sure there’s no big bads on there first, and Usopp’s only seen Tashigi.” Nami equally annoyedly replied to Zoro’s impatience. Tucking her arms under her lewdly displayed body. “Smoker’s a likely fight that could go very south for us, and I don’t want to be chancing anyone even higher on the food chain like a Rear Admiral or whatever. I say let’s just leave, we’ll have to just find a restock for Cola as soon as possible.”

Zoro just tightened his eyes at the target. “Destroying it is easier.”

The sniper looked his way with lowered eyes. “You say easier, we all know you mean funner. For you.”

“Just ignore him Usopp, such a callous brute doesn’t know anything but the muscles that are squeezing the last part of his brain to ****.” Sanji explained with obvious jabs at the swordsman. “Or maybe he’s just worried he’ll lose to the beauty and divinity of such a beauty like Tashigi.”

“Calling me an idiot’s one thing, but saying I’d lose to that two-bit nobody’s taking it one step too far you pathetic perverted cook!” Zoro barked back, the two men quickly slammed foreheads against each other. Locking intensely angry gazes in an eternal staring contest and making everyone else roll their eyes in boredom.

Except Nakaba, who had heard some magic words from the blonde one.

“Gimme that.” The Babe Spotter said, rudely swiping the binoculars from Usopp and using them to focus on the far away ship.

Most of the ship was dark, only faint blotches of nothingness moving around on the bobbing boat. But there was one light on, on the central part of the deck, and there, talking with a random nobody marine, was a short dark haired cutie. Nakaba couldn’t see a lot from this distance, but curves don’t lie even from the furthest reaches of a man’s heart. He saw a woman who seemed to fit the beautiful mold that so many on the seas were apparently sculpted from. He saw a woman who had toned herself well from Marine training and sword play. He saw a woman… and that was enough.

“I want her.” Nakaba suddenly cut through the crew’s various antics, everyone looking at him as he wore a wicked grin. As he disengaged from the binoculars that grin turned to all in the crow’s nest. “Go get her for me.”

It may have been a simple order, but based on the collective reaction from the Straw Hats it must have sounded like a command by God as the crew scrambled to do his bidding. Nakaba was an absurd sad-sack in a lot of areas, his general manner not unlike the Great Captain Usopp in a lot of ways. But the size of Nakaba’s manhood was undeniable, it exerted an oppressive pressure on the manly self-worth of the rest of them and most importantly, it demanded obedience.

The Straw Hats were more than happy to oblige him, every bit as committed to acquiring the hottest babes for their crew as he was, and they took off to do just that.

Tashigi stretched her body. The night air was crisp, blowing its way into her shirt to keep her nicely ventilated on the warm summer night. Differences in temperature like this always made her feel sleepy though and she yawned out once more before mentally scolding herself. This was her watch and her mental fortitude was clearly needing some work. What if something happened? She needed coffee or something, two more hours just didn’t seem plausible right now.

After reaffirming that the coast was clear she decided that a brief retreat to the kitchen was permitted. After all, it was just as important to be fully alert on her shift as it was to be present at all.

It would just be a few minutes for the water to boil then she’d be right back out there. Nothing was going to happen, the other men on watch can alert her if a ship is actually seen.

After splashing water on her face, doing another few stretches, and finally having the first few sips of her freshly made coffee, Tashigi felt she was fully awake and ready to handle the remainder of the quiet night. Maybe she was overly cautious but you can’t be too car-

THUNK

“AHH!” She yelped as she nearly tripped over the big sack of potatoes just outside the door. With all her swordswoman grace she caught her cup before it fell and hopped over the strange object that hadn’t been there before.

Wait, that isn’t a potato sack…

“Jesse?” She asked, crouching down to find one of the men who was supposed to be on watch completely asleep and sprawled out on the deck. “Jesse? Wake up Marine! This is no time for sleeping on the job!”

After a few shakes that quickly became a little violent Tashigi realised Jesse wasn’t waking up. He was asleep, the comically sized snot bubble from his nose told her that much, but for some reason he was in an incredibly deep sleep that had begun at some point since she went to the kitchen.

Maybe one of the other men knew what was going on, there was two more on watch on the upper and lower decks, and the men below who were asleep. No enemy ships were around them at all so no need to worry everyone just yet… she hoped.

But that hope quickly turned to fear when she saw three men fall overboard.

“NO!” Tashigi yelped. Rushing to the side of the ship to see her men scatter into the waves and not return. Her feet rushed her to where they’d fallen from, only to find it completely empty. No one was around, just the sounds of waves that had eaten the men.

“ENEMY ONBOARD!” She yelled loudly, drawing her sword and spinning around multiple times to try and get a visual of them. After a minute she realised no one had responded to her shout. Not a single marine had woken up, nor had the others come to find her. “ALL HANDS CONVERGE ON MY LOCATION!” She desperately barked again.

“Very poor choice of words.” Came a very giggly and familiar voice.

Suddenly a pair of arms sprouted up from the floor to clamp around her ankles. It was a sight Tashigi had seen back in Alabasta, and after hearing the tales of what had happened in Enies Lobby she knew that it could only mean one thing.

“Nico Robin!” Tashigi spat, pointing her sword at the disembodied mouth on her ship’s wall. “What are you doing here!? The Straw Hats aren’t known for attacking small time Marines like this!”

“And you aren’t known to go anywhere without you boyfriend Smoker. What’s the matter? Trouble in bed?”

Tashigi spluttered and blushed at the complete tonal shift of the conversation. “I-I-I’M NOT-! SMOKER ISN’T-! Tch!” She collected herself quick and reheld her sword tightly. “He’s not here but he’s only a Den Den mushi call away!” The swordswoman quickly reached for her pocket that held the small snail in case of emergencies. “You better run now or else you’ll have to deal with- AAAHHHHH!!””

The sudden screaming was because a rubber arm had wrapped around her entire torso. Looking up she saw the terrifying sight of the monkey captain hanging from her sail with an almost overeager grin. She was trapped completely, her sword in her hand but stuck between the rubber tube and not able to shift even an inch.

“Shishishi! I can feel how soft you are!” The notorious pirate letched, tightening his hold on her body ever so slightly to the point her spine was hurting as it shivered from the implication.

“Luffy, be good.” Came a new voice. Tashigi looked up to see an actual skeleton looking down at her, drinking the coffee she’d just made and moving like a human would. “Nakaba told us that any woman would turn to piracy if she found a dick good enough, we just need to get her to him and he’ll do the rest.”

She wanted to ask who that was, what was happening, and why there was a moving skeleton on her ship. But before she could retort or yell at any of it Tashigi was joined by the grinning captain who had stretched down to stand next to her and squeeze her tight. Part of her worried this was more out of character pervertedness from him, but that part was immediately shut down when he began talking.

“Gomu Gomu no…. ROCKET!”

“AAAIIIIEEEEEEE!”

The two were zipped skywards. Tears streaming from the poor woman's face as she lurched in an unholy direction, soaring towards a frozen black ocean with this dreaded pirate who couldn’t swim. Thankfully, or unthankfully on the situation, she saw they were actually about to land on the Straw Hat’s ship.

Their pirate ship.

With a unpleasant thunk of a landing she found her body on the floor. Grass surrounding her for some reason, but the list of questions on her mind were far far too great to question it.

No this wasn’t the time for anything other than distinct action.

Luffy had dropped her off and let her free from his rubber tomb. There was her sword, and there was the snail to call Smoker! She had to be quick before any of them realised what was happening.

“Smoker!” Tashigi nearly screamed through the line. The distance wasn’t far so even if she could just get any message to him it would be something. “Smoker! This is an emergency! I’m-!”

“Hey there.”

Tashigi snapped her head to the mast of the ship, she’d been so focused on getting her message out she’d missed the three figures sat down. A male and two females, currently non-hostile, just sitting down as if to greet her.

And in the confusion of it all, she’d also missed the size of that dick on display.

A titan of testicular towers. Meat so thick you’d need a third hand to get a full wrap around going. An almost fearfully sized penis, one that would break lesser women and satisfy greater giants. It suddenly became her obsession, nothing else in the world mattered to her but memorizing the size of this pirate penis in front of her. Drool instantly formed in her mouth. Juice instantly formed in her lower mouth.

The two women of the crew were kissing it on either side. Demon Child Nico Robin was on the left, smirking at Tashigi like she knew everything that was suddenly boiling inside of the Marine’s body. With Cat Burglar Nami on the right was much more focused on the dick itself, looking like she was sad she wasn’t going to be playing with it as much anymore and wanting to enjoy it while she could.

Tashigi could understand why. This was the sort of cock to send musicians and poets over for. It’d been so long since she’d had a real fuck. All the men on her crew often liked to joke around at how cute she was but none were brave enough to make a move on her during dinners nor come visit her after hours. Months and years surrounded by big burly men, yet only now did she feel like she was seeing a MAN. One that could satisfy the needs of these beautiful pirate sluts…

It was enough to make her consider… no, she couldn’t, she’d worked too hard to… hard… look at how hard it is just swaying back and forth. It’s the sort of penis that wouldn’t even need to aim to get a girl pregnant. It could reach up inside a woman and open the doors itself before drowning her eggs in juice. The ideas of what a dick like that could do to her and the unloved pussy she had downstairs kept swimming around her pliable mind.

Clearly this was a Babe Spotter. A mark on the two women was easy to spot when Tashigi managed to actually tear her eyes away from the meat. She wondered what she would give to have a go on that thing. The quiet voice in her that had already given in to the idea was growing stronger by the second. Fighting and dueling every rational thought left, any that said she should think about this or wait and just use the snail in her hand was fought to submission by the much stronger thought cloud. The one that showed many images of her riding that dick and letting her tight pussy squeeze itself until those thick dangling nuts unloaded something equally thick inside her.

Part of her heard the voice of Smoker, the friendly voice that had been so good to her for so long. Her partner and friend trying to find out what had happened to her that had freaked her out so much. “Tashigi? What is it woman?! What’s going on!?”

“I’m…” She repeated, swallowing the lump in her throat that resembled the last of her morals crumbling away. “I’m quitting the Marines. Don’t try and find me. Goodbye.”

“WHAT?! WHAT ARE Y- Gachunk.”

Tashigi threw the snail overboard. Then threw her sword to the ground in front of her before kneeling to the pirate and his entourage.

“Please. Use me as you see fit. Your dick is certainly good enough to leave my Marine life behind and become a Pirate with you.”