Maria is excited for new experiences.

"Maria Andrews," Madison repeated. "A bit on the nose, don't you think?"

Maria shrugged. "It seemed reasonable at the time. But seriously, what do you guys think?"

She twirled for them, the sundress rising slightly with the motion before settling back into place. She ended it with a small curtsy.

"Are you sure your script is the same as Erica's?" Ross asked. "You're not acting like her at all."

Maria nodded. "I'm acting more like her - myself - than ever before. They gave me a whole personality, but clamped down on everything that wouldn't be appropriate in a classroom context. I can finally have friends!"

"Wait, I thought we were already your friends," Andrew objected.

"You were a group of students I was very close to," she said. "I was prohibited from establishing non-professional relationships. Even when we were sexual partners, I still thought of you as my student. I couldn't think of you as anything else."

She sat down next to Andrew and gave him a quick kiss. "That's the first time I kissed anyone without it being a breach of professional ethics. Now you're my boyfriend, not some anomaly inserted into my otherwise rigidly-structured script."

"What about the irrationality?" Madison asked, her eyes shining with excitement. "You don't have the script with that little nitrogen-reactive dot anymore."

"It took all of my memories of how it worked with it," she said with a shrug. "At this point I don't know any more than you guys. I guess at some point we should figure out how to make Erica's soil nitrogen-rich in case whoever put it there comes back to check on it."

Ross and Andrew were briefly confused by her reference to Erica, the person whose identity she occupied until earlier that day. Madison wasn't; the logic made perfect sense to her. "I thought about that too. We need to take care of that and lock both of us down to Andrew and Ross," she said.

Maria glanced down and giggled at the tent in Andrew's pants. "First things first, though. I wanna take this body for a test drive!"