Make a video. Quantify our performance

A few days later, Sarah approached David, looking serious. "Vicky was going to post this video on her socials. I wanted to run it by you first."

"She can post whatever... why are you asking me?"

Sarah held out her phone and played the video. It started with Vicky speaking to the camera.

"Hey everybody, I wanted to post an update." She smiled and held up her phone to the camera. It was showing her Fuck Finder profile, with a big "captured" label at the top of the screen.

"I know right? I can't believe it happened so fast, but I met this really awesome guy."

The video cut to Vicky's face, completely covered in cum. She was obviously recording herself in selfie mode, turning back and forth, admiring herself in the screen.

Vicky said in voiceover, "I always knew it was going to be awesome, but... wow!"

The video cut again. This time to Vicky face down, ass up. David was just out of frame, fucking her doggy style for all he was worth.

Somebody's pussy, possibly Sarah's, was spread out in front of her. Vicky was desperately trying to lick the clit of whichever girl it was, but David was pounding her too hard, leaving her mostly just thrashing her tongue wildly around the girl's crotch and inner thighs as she panted and gasped. She panted out "holy shit" just before the voiceover returned.

"The other girls in the harem are really awesome too."

The video cut again. This time to Vicky laying on her back. Maria was between her legs, loudly licking her pussy. Chloe was kneeling above her, dangling one of her tits into her mouth. Vicky's arm was stretched below Chloe, and her fingers were probing her pussy. Whoever was filming moved slowly toward Vicky's pussy, getting a closeup of Maria licking her.

The scene cut back to Vicky, "so you can see, everything is going so great. I'll try to update everybody again soon, okay? Byeeee!"

The screen faded and an end screen appeared. The screen was black with some text that made very little sense to David.

Boutique harem, currently 6 members but looking to expand.
Lesbian-friendly, cunnilingus required.
ADMIO 1.8
ADO 5.8
DACL 10.2
For more information, FuckFinder@Sarah2215

He paused the video and looked at Sarah, "huh?"

"This is the part I wanted to talk to you about. I was thinking about doing a little... advertising."

"O...kay," said David, struggling.

"You said you want 'quality over quantity'. I figured it was worth going looking for quality."

"Uh huh," David offered, "so you're advertising for harem members... so we can find quality."

"So you can find quality," she corrected.

"Right, so I can find quality," he smirked at her, "'cunnilingus required'?"

She was ready for it. She smirked back and answered smugly, "it's a mark of quality."

He laughed, "and the numbers?"

"Some of the better managed harems have started keeping stats. Some of us have shared among ourselves, but nobody has been public with them. Our stats are so good, I thought it was worth posting. Going public is going to piss off some of the other harems, but it's a selling point for us."

"Okay, and they are?"

"Right... ADMIO, ad-mee-oh, is 'average daily male induced orgasms'."

David's eyes widened, "1.8 is so low!"

"It's per girl," she clarified.

"Yeah, but still... I'm so sorry."

Sarah laughed loudly, "fuck, you have no idea do you?"

Frustrated, he admitted, "not usually, no!"

"Have you forgotten how few men there are? Having a guy make you cum isn't exactly an everyday thing," she looked at him, "for other girls. Besides, ADMIO doesn't count blowjobs. The girl gets a load but doesn't cum herself. You don't see any of us refusing blowjobs, do you?" She didn't wait for a reply, "but it counts pussy licking and you, my friend, lick a lot of pussy."

David felt like he needed to answer, "but... it's so good. You all deserve more than 1.8, though."

She laughed again, "you don't have to tell me how good pussy is." She continued, "an ADMIO above one is a big deal. When girls see it, they'll think 'every day'. In some of the bigger harems, the girls are happy if they get over 0.25. Your 1.8 is going to," she paused and considered her words, "get noticed." She smiled at him, "still, if you want to get the numbers up, none of us are going to complain."

She paused and added, "oh, and it only counts girls in the harem. Like that fluffer you fucked the other day at the restaurant while Maria licked her tits? She doesn't count."

David smiled at the memory and said dreamily, "oh yeah... her."

She clapped her hands in front of his face, "focus!"

He snapped back to reality, "right... okay... ADO?"

"Right, add-oh is 'average daily orgasms'. The number of times each girl cums. That counts fucking, girl-girl orgasms, masturbation, everything."

David thought about it, "almost six... that seems better."

"Yeah, but I think we're under counting. There's no way Maria and Julia recorded everything. They spend half the day licking each other, and Chloe," she grunted unhappily, "fucking Chloe... she'll cum if a breeze hits her the right way, but one day she told me three," she looked at David angrily, "three!"

David thought about it, "I don't think there's been a single day when I haven't personally seen Chloe cum four or five times."

She made another unhappy grunt, "and let me tell you, she's not shy when you're not around either. Maybe I can get her to wear a smartwatch for a few days before we post. I'm convinced we're above eight. That would be huge, even for a lesbian-friendly harem."

"And we're lesbian friendly are we?"

"Aren't we?" She gestured at a double-ended dildo that had been left on the coffee table. "And you took both Maria and Julia. You could have picked one or the other."

"But then they'd be apart, like..." he trailed off, seeing a flash of sadness in Sarah's eyes. "I couldn't do that to them."

"See? Lesbian friendly."

David was managing to keep up, "and DACL?"

"Dah-cil. 'Daily average cum loads.' That's how many times you cum in a day."

David stared at the screen for a long time before exclaiming, "ten?!?"

Sarah smiled at him, "you're... very productive."