Make a stupid joke

“Jenny, my love,” you say effusive and go down on one knee, “now that I have a house and ring, I can’t wait any longer. Will you marry me. Please don’t say no. It would break my heart.”

“Really?” Jenny says sceptic, “good, I will not say it. I will just stay here and laugh at you. Is this better?”

“You crushed my hopes and dreams,” you complain with terribly acted sadness, “you are a heartless woman.”

“You are cute,” Jenny admits smiling, “but now stop fooling around! I would like to get at least one room empty before evening.”