Make a deal.

You're not sure what to think at first, as she simply laughs. Then, however, she grabs you around the neck, and pulls you in for a kiss. After you've separated, she continues laughing, before looking into your eyes.

"Ohh," she says. "I could never fire a man OR woman who could give it to me THAT good."

Your job secure, you slowly smile, noticing she's doing the same, but looking in the opposite direction.

"I'm just hoping the camera was working the whole time," she adds.

You're confused and scared by her latest comment.

"You...," you start. "You were taping us?"

"Of course," she answered. "Think of it as the first piece of the 'Greatest Hits' collection. Now, all you have to do is commit!"

Your confusion mixes with worry, and you swallow hard.

"I'm not sure I can," you admit to her.

"Relax," she tells you. "I'm still a lesbian. You'll belong to everyone else the majority of the time."

"OK," you say simply.

"But I'll call you when I want you, and if you don't answer that call and give me whatever I need,... Well then, you'll need to have your resume up-to-date."

You dress quickly and minimally, before exiting the office.