Magical pool

You see the new glimmering indoor swimming pool. I wish the wall by the swimming pool was thick glass. I wish the water in the swimming pool acts like an aphrodisiac for anyone between the ages of 17 and 60. I wish the water in the swimming pool dissolves swimwear after ten minutes. I wish this pool was for adults only and no minors ever go swimming here.

I wish the hotel was having a singles swim party tonight. I wish the water in the pool acts as a prophylactic and no one who has sex in the pool can get pregnant or contract a sexually transmitted disease.

Finally, you wish for a full bar, a hot female bartender and two hot female cocktail waitresses, and your last wish is the the pool party to start in five minutes.