MYSTERY

"I could have sworn this room was hexagonal," Susie said, inspecting the eighth door. "It's really weird."

"We don't have time for this, Susie. Let's go through the mystery door."

"Why?"

"Well, I'm not going through the naked door. Unless there's naked boys... no, that's ridiculous. And I'm definitely not going to hell. But don't you always say you love mysteries?"

"I guess..."

"Then it's settled," said Bonnie, grabbing Susie by the arm and pulling her through the mystery door. They stumbled out the other side, into another, creepier room with even more doors than the last one. Susie looked down at herself, and gasped.

"Bonnie," she said, a note of reproach in her voice. "Why are we naked now?"

"I don't know. Maybe that's the mystery."