MARRIED!

"We are gathered here in the presence of God and these witnesses to join this man and woman in holy matrimony": "Do you Robert A. ^!_+#-@@ take Selena Marie Gomez to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, cherish, and fuck as long as you both shall live"? "I DO"!

"And do you Selena Marie Gomez take Robert A. ^!_+#-@@ to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse...for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, cherish, and fuck as long as you both shall live taking his massive shaft in your holes when you fornicate"? "I DO"!

"Do you have the rings", Robert places the Zeus ring on Selena's finger and she takes off her BFF FOREVER ring that Taylor gave her putting it on Robert's finger; "In the sight of God and those witnesses present I now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss the bride" as their lips meet in a tender yet very passionate deep kiss!

The marriage certificate is signed by the groom, bride, witnesses, and the priest: The priest and Ariana disappear. "NOW WE FUCK MY GORGEOUS BRIDE"!