Lynna City

Lazer walked through the city and looked at the map as he went into a store..

“Ohh hello there sir can I help…. You?” Said a store worker confused and a bit scared by the masked man grabbing a shovel and walking off..

“Hey you need to— Arghhhh!!!” She said as she limped downwards as she was tasered by Lazer who walked off looking like a serial killer.

He snuck into an alleyway as he exited the city through a secret entrance…

“Alright time to get what I’m after and— Ohh crap!!” He said as he hid behind a giant boulder.

Rung looked at the giant boulder..

“Hey Rung you coming?” Asked Hilda

“Yeah I just… thought I heard someone!” He said as he walked off with Hilda

Lazer covered his mouth and sighed, he clinched the shovel looking at his masked reflection and sighed.

“Clearly I need to lose the mask around them!” Said Lazer as he took it off and looked at the map.

“Looks like I’m heading the right way!” Said Lazer

He walked off to see Hilda and Rung walking into the city entrance as he sighed looking at Hilda sighing.

“What a dame!” Said Lazer

“Arghhh focus you boob!!” He said as he shook his hand and pinched himself..

He walked over to the ocean sighing

“Guess I’m going deep sea diving!” He said putting the map in a safe spot in his bag.

He put the mask back on his face as he activated a breathing function and dove down without hesitation.

“Damnit where’s that stupid temple?!” He thought looking around the deep blue until a whirlpool started to suck him in..

A few minutes later after being passed out, he woke up to find himself in the temple’s water as he smiled slyly.

“Can’t wait to see those fools when I tell them about this temple!!” Said Lazer talking to himself as he got out the pool and walked into the main entrance.

He opened it and walked through the entire place seeing some weird fishes with legs walking around.

“Weird!” He said making it to a crossroad.

“Left, obviously!” He said taking the left way..

Lazer used his mask to scan the many murals on the walls.

“Weird… I can’t make heads or tails of all these pictures of weird girls!” Said Lazer until a wall behind him suddenly shut itself!

“The hell?!!” He said

Suddenly a boulder fell down as the floor below him shifted downwards..

“Ahhhhhh!!!!” He shouted sliding down looking behind him to see the boulder coming after him.

Lazer looked around to find a way to slide away from the incoming boulder.

“Ahhhhhh My asssssss!!!” He shouted continuing his decent below only to be caught by a giant hand..

“What the hell?!!” He said confused seeing a giant woman with snakes in her hair.

“Ahhhhh Fresh Meat to dine on!!!” She said exposing her sweaty breasts to him..

“Look lady, I think you’re coming off to strong sooo…. I’ll see myself out!” He said grabbing a smoke bomb from his bag and clinching it as smoke erupted from it blinding the snake woman who let go of Lazer.

He pulled out his laser sword, landing on his feet holding it at the Medusa wannabe..

“You ready to spanked hard monster!!” Said Lazer taunting her slutty nature

“Don’t mock me human!!” She said trying to grab him only to feel him poke her finger with the sword..

“Ahhh!!!” She said blowing on the burn like a paper cut.

“Alright time to hit it where it hurts the most!!” Said Lazer

He put on some tech gloves as they attached to the Snake Woman’s skin..

“Ahhh Stop it, it tickles!!!” She screamed bouncing around.

“Thank god her feet are encased in stone, hang on let’s fix that!!” Thought Lazer pulling out a bomb and dropping it below blowing her feet open.

“Wait I’m free? IM FREEEEEE!!!” She said happily breaking through the roof with Lazer letting go.

He turned off his gloves function and walked into the inner sanctum the giant snake woman was guarding.

“What is all this?!” He said confused looking at the murals of the Sages and a samurai that bared a weird resemblance to him.

He noticed a weird glowing golden triangle on a pedestal, he touched it only to see a green haired woman reaching out to him.

“UNLEASHHHH USSSSS!!!” She screamed…

“Ahhhh!!!” Screamed Lazer waking up back to reality.

“The hell was that?!” He said confused only to grab to the golden triangle thinking that was the payload..

Meanwhile with Fi and Vaati..

“Can’t believe that fool ditched us!!” Fi said marching back and forth.

“And just when we were about to raid some secret lab holding some of the Queen’s pet projects!!” Said Vaati

“Do not worry yourselves, like every goon he’s expendable and I’ve got two replacements to help you finish the job for me!” Said Ganondorf

Their door was being knocked on as one guy came in.

“Sup fools Names Argyle, heard you needed someone to help you break in somewhere!” He said

“This is him?” Asked Vaati confused

“Wasn’t there another guy?” Asked Fi

“He’ll be at the labs location, now get going and steal me something that’ll make me rich…. Like…. Stupid Rich!!”

“What kind of rich is stupid?” Asked Fi

“The kind who don’t ask me stupid shit and get me some goddamn money, GET OUT OF HERE NOW YOU BUNCH OF MONEY GRUBBING LOINCLOTHS!!!” He shouted angrily

(Next Chapter: Lurelin Village!)