Lydia´s no longer sworn to carry your burdens

On the chilly plains up in the continent of Skyrim, the legendary Dragonborn cleared yet another dungeon of bandits, miscreants, and evil entities. She is followed by her loyal housecarl Lydia A strong Nord warrior. A woman sworn to aid her, to be her sword and shield, to carry her burdens… until now.

“Hey Lydia,” The Dragonborn called out. “I´m going to be traveling with Aela the Huntress for a while. Would you mind going back to Whiterun?”

“Very well. I'll head back home if you need me.”

“Just …one more thing. Can you please give me back my stuff? All of it. Even the 75 wheels of cheese.”

“Alright, I will give it all back now. Here's a couple of hundred pounds of weapons, armor, clothes, and cheese.”

“Thanks… but, err, this is awkward. Do you know how I bought your sword, the armor you are wearing, and even the silk loincloth underneath? I´m going to need it all back.”

“My Thane, all of these things belong to you. I may have the wear of them when I am with you, but they are yours to take back…. Wait, _everything _everything?”

“Yes.”

Lydia sighs. “Alright, my Thane. You have given me all these gifts, now the time has come for me to leave your service.”

The housecarl strips down, removing the armor pieces from her athletic body. She is soon standing on the chilly plains of Skyrim naked. Her toned arms shiver along with the breeze. “Here you go. Now I am naked. And I will go home now. Like this. Naked.” Lydia lowers her voice and narrows her eyes, but the Dragonborn doesn´t seem to get the hint.

“Thanks, Lydia, you are a doll! See you la-“

“But my Thane! Do you not have any other clothes you can give to me so I am not completely nude in this weather? It's starting to snow!”

“Fiiinneee.” The Dragonborn reached into her unending pockets and pulled out a tiny necklace. “I think I can give you this amulet of cold protection. You´ll still feel the cold, but it won´t hurt you.”

“What? But I need something more! What about an extra shirt? A cloak? Anything?”

“Nope, sorry, I need it all to save the world. Now, I got to get going. Byyeeee.”

“My Thane! This is ridiculous! Even with this protection, I am still cold. I may not freeze to ****, but my teeth are chattering!” The Dragonborn shrugged as she walked away. “Fine, I will make my way back to Whiterun, but this is a stain on my honor!” Lydia yelled to the winds.