Lunch show

You sit at an outside table and watch four women in bikinis walk up to the restaurant's bar and take a seat.

You decide to have fun with them. You aim the remote at the one on the far left and hit Program: For the rest of the day, whenever you hear your name, you'll loudly say 'my pussy needs a huge cucumber right now."

You then move on to the the woman to her right, and program her to loudly say "My tight itchy anus needs hot sticky semen" when she hears her name.

The woman second to the right will loudly say "I'm addicted to semen, and need to slurp on big sweaty cock," and the woman on the far right would loudly say "I need to rinse my hair in someone's hot smelly piss," when they hear their names.