Luke: Car broke down just outside resort

You stand there completely baffled as you try to process the ad you just saw. One moment you were driving through an unknown area with seemingly nothing around, the next, your engine was smoking right infront of the entrance of this resort. You’ve always had a weird kind of luck, things seem to work out for you in ways you wouldn’t expect. You had at first thought this was one of those times, grab a drink at the hotel bar while someone comes to fix your car, but you never expected to be in a place like this.

“Ugh… yeah, Hi!” You say, realizing the woman at the front desk was talking to you.

As you approach the desk, you catch an image out of the corner of your eye. You don’t believe it at first, but it appears to be a woman, completely naked, crawling on all fours, with what looks to be a headband with cat ears.

“Can I help you?” The woman at the desk asks, pulling your attention away.

“Right! Yes!” You say, attempting to focus yourself. “This is going to sound weird, but my car broke down right by the front gate. I tried to call a tow truck, but I’m not getting any phone service.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that.” She says, keeping her warm, customer service greeting. “I’m afraid the lack of service is because of us. Most of our patrons come here to… disconnect from their normal lives, so we block phone receptions to help with that.”

She holds up her finger, politely signaling you to wait for a moment as you suddenly notice someone behind you. You step to the side as you see a man, nicely dressed in a suit and tie, move up to the desk. You don’t think anything of it until you see what’s beside him. On the ground is a person? Though you can’t be too sure as their entire body is covered in some kind of black rubber, their arms and legs appear short and fat as if they are folded, keeping them on their knees and elbows, all while a doglike mask, coverers their head.

You try your best not to stare as the man asks a question that you don’t even attempt to hear before the two walk away. You glance back just enough to see the person on the floor swaying their rear from side to side as they move away, a matching black tail shaking behind them. You don’t have time to question how the tail is attached as the lady addresses you again.

“Thank you for waiting.” She says, as if absolutely nothing unusual had just happened. “I’ll call a tow service for you, but it might be a while, we’re a little bit secluded from things like that.”

“Of course. I don’t mind, thank you.” You say, attempting your best to remain casual. “Can I ask you a question though?”

She holds the phone in her hand, continuing to smile.

“Do people really come here too…” You ask sheepishly trying to think of how to word it.

“People come here to be and do whatever they want that satisfies them.” She responds in a knowing tone.

You don’t know what else to do but awkwardly smile back as she dials the phone.

As you wait, you try not to let your eyes wonder too much, but you find it incredibly challenging as you begin to notice the large amount of posters and art around the walls, one that catches your eyes is of a naked woman’s ass, with a small round cotton like ball sticking out of it, all in black in white to make it seems classy, you guess.

“They’re on their way.” The woman says, once again pulling your attention back to her. “They couldn’t even estimate a time unfortunately.”

“Oh, okay.” You respond as you remember the reason you’re here. “I guess I’ll just go wait in my car.”

“Oh! Don’t be silly, it’s hot out there. You can just have a seat in the lobby.” She says.

You can’t tell if you’re relieved or nervous to be waiting at this resort. It’s all unlike any place you’ve been before, but at the same time, waiting in your hot car for who knows how long sounds like a nightmare.

“Thank you.” You say, hoping your nerves aren’t too obvious. “Do you mind if I use your bathroom?”

“Of course not!” She says pointing down the hall. “To your right.”

She goes back to her computer as you make your way down the hall. You’re sure that once your bladder is empty and you can splash some cold water on your face, you’ll be able to relax, though you can’t help shake a feeling like you’re being followed.