Pleasant Dreams

As I snoozed off on my mattress, pleasant dreams occupied my thoughts as I did so. The types of lucid dreams where women had three breasts and teachers taught by grinding on students laps. I smiled warmly as I sunk further and further into peaceful, lust filled dreams.

Unfortunately, my dreams had an odd effect on the world around me as my sleeping body went off to la-la land, the world around me changed in unchangeable ways not even I could imagine.

And even worse was that because of me being unconscious for the changes occurring around me, I was made oblivious to all the reality changes when I woke up in the morning.

Whatever waited for me would be something I was just as oblivious about as the rest of the world…