Lucas Moore, A (Very Lucky) College Senior

Lucas Moore had never had much luck with the ladies. He was tall, at 6'4, but otherwise fairly average-looking, he was fit, but not athletic, and bright, but not intelligent. He was a member of his college football team, but even that didn't get him girls. Quarterbacks got girls, Running-backs got girls, Wide-Receivers got girls, he was the backup kicker. Nobody notices the backup kicker. At least nobody did, until the National College Football Championship game.

His team was winning comfortably at half-time and everyone thought it was going to be a blowout, until the opposition intercepted the ball for a touchdown, bringing the scores level. On the next drive, at the end of the third quarter, the main kicker lined up for a Field-Goal. The kick was blocked, causing a fumble, and the kicker dived on the football, in the resulting dog-pile, the main kicker injured his kicking ankle. Lucas had his opportunity.

The rest of the game was a back-and-forth where neither team scored. The crowd laughed and the commentators were baffled when Lucas came on with just 4 seconds left in the game to attempt a 66 yard field-goal. The spectators were stunned as the ball sailed through the uprights just as the clock hit 00:00. Lucas was swamped as the spectators crowded the field, the noise was deafening. The crowd carried him on their shoulders around the stadium. He'd just won them their first National Championship since in school history.

After that, Lucas was treated like a hero. Local restaurants were naming dishes after him, his jersey at the campus store was flying off the shelves, and everyone was showing ways to express their thanks. Immediately after the game, when the fervour had died down a little, Olivia, the head cheerleader had walked up to Lucas, still dressed in her cheerleader's uniform and glistening with sweat. She slid a piece of paper with her phone number into his front pocket, making sure to brush his erect penis through the fabric, then gave him a peck on the cheek and walked away without a word. By far the biggest gesture of gratitude, however, came from his teammates. They surprised him with it one afternoon, a week after the championships.

Brett, the team quarterback was standing in his room, along with Gerard, the fullback and Hal, one of the safeties.
"The whole team pitched in and we got you this." Brett said, holding out four pieces of glossy paper. "We got you into the audience of that show you like Fucked or Fortune. Not only that, we went all-out and got you the Elite VIP package, for yourself and three friends. You don't have to take us, it can be any three friends."

So, now Lucas was here, sitting front-and-centre in the audience of Fucked or Fortune as Danny D did his intro. He had chosen to take Brett, Gerard and Hal with him; they were as close to friends as he had. The Elite VIP package came with **** and food included. They also had their own personal servant, one of the previous losing contestants.

"So, let me introduce tonight's contestant." Danny D said, sweeping his arm back. The curtain opened to reveal a tall woman with dirty-blonde hair. She was wearing a green tank-top and khaki cargo pants, as she swaggered over to Danny D, her dirty-blonde ponytail bobbing along as she did so.
"So, tell the audience a little about yourself. Who are you?" Danny D said, flashing the camera a million-dollar smile.
"I'm Staff-Sergeant Katherine Mercer. 28 years old." The woman replied.
"Staff-Sergeant?" Danny D said, "So you're in the armed forces?"
"That's right." She replied. "I'm a combat medic. I've done two tours of Afghanistan, and a few years ago I placed in the Top 10 in the Hawaii Iron-Man. I'm tough, I'm strong and I'm smart. There's nothing your show can throw at me that I can't handle."
"Well, you are very confident. You know they say pride comes before a fall? and the more pride you have, the harder the fall?" Danny D said, smirking. He gestured, at a large screen behind him with the names of all the challenges on it. "Let's get this show started and find out what Katherine's challenge will be."