Lube

You apply a generous amount of lube onto your hand
The label says that it's meant for futas or females only... You decide to ignore the warning

{if masculinity > 70}

and spread it around your cock, making sure to cover it in an even coating of slimy sexy substance.

{else if masculinity > 50}

and spread it around your cock, which each time you check appears a bit smaller, not thinking much of it, you cover your goonstick with an even coating of the stuff.

{else if masculinity > 30}

and spread it around your little cock. There's still a lot leftover, so you instinctively rub it onto your ass...

{else masculinity > 10}

and spread it around your crotch, your cock is now so pathetically small it can barely be called that way. There's still so much lube leftover, so you instinctively rub it onto your ass and oil up the rest of your sexy petite legs and feet

{else}

and spread it around your crotch, your cock is so fucking tiny it could be called a 'clitty' at best. There's still a so much leftover, so you instinctively rub it onto your ass, your legs and feet and the rest of your body. There's still so much left, so you decide to simply eat the rest. It actually tastes really good... the lube was fruit-flavored.

{endif}

You estimate you have {lubeItem} uses left