Love Shack, Baby

Whatever everyone was doing was interrupted by a now familiar ring of a bell, as Jeeves had another announcement to make. The group assembled in the lounge area, a combination of eager and anxious to find out what was coming next.

"I am delighted to inform you that the Love Shack is now open" Jeeves began.

Melanie had no idea what that even meant. As far as she was concerned, it was a camp 80s song. Whatever this was going to be, she didn't like the sound of it.

"The Love Shack is a secluded cabin in the mansion garden, where each night one nominated couple will be sent for an intense, erotic experience. There are some rules to the Love Shack which I must set out. Couples can only be sent to the Love Shack by viewer vote. Participation in all erotic events and challenges within the Love Shack are mandatory. Ordinarily, any two glitches can be voted into the Love Shack together. They do not need to be a couple. There will also be occasions where non-glitches may be sent to the Love Shack with a glitch - for example a special guest or a competition winner. However, for tonight, the vote will only be open to regular couples. Since no glitch can win two consecutive votes, Madam Melanie and Master James are ineligible for tonight only. I should also mention that Lady Jazmin and myself are both eligible for all votes, and for the duration of our stay in the mansion we will both room together and be counted as a couple for voting purposes. I will be back shortly to announce the results"

Melanie was aghast. This was a terrible development. For tonight she was safe, but over a period of six months there would be around 180 Love Shack couplings. James could be put with Lucy or some crazily hot celebrity. She could be put with the "Marry Me Melanie!" guy, or her ex wife Lexie. No good was going to come of this. Sensing his fiance's unhappiness, James placed his arm lovingly around her waist.

"If I get sent there with anyone other than you I'm not going" He assured her.

"You won't have any choice. None of us will" Melanie sighed "I hate this fucking show"

Meanwhile, Jazz was off duty and beginning to mingle with the rest of the group. Happy to see another Latina in the mansion, Tina had already taken it upon herself to befriend the new girl.

"So, you are coupled up with Jeeves, how do you feel about that?" She asked as she passed her new buddy a beer.

"I dunno, I mean, she's definitely hot" Jazz pondered "But also a little strange. Like, she seems to take her job here incredibly seriously"

"You can order her about though, that might be fun" Tina giggled.

"I'm going to really have to try not to take advantage of that!" Jazmin laughed back.

Some time later, Jeeves was back at the top of the stairs, ringing her bell again.

"May I please have your attention. I have been notified of the results of the first Love Shack vote" the group all fell silent. Since this particular vote was for couples only, most were keen to be the first guests "I must confess I am rather surprised by this. It will be myself and Madam Jazmin spending tonight in the shack. Madam Jazmin, would you follow me please?"

As Jazz put down her beer and made her way over to the naked butler, Melanie rolled her eyes. Of course the viewers had ignored all of the happy couples in the mansion and picked two virtual strangers to be **** into an erotic evening together. Just like they had given the statue to the glitch that wanted it least. She could already see the way these votes were going, and they were barely on day one. This season was going to be a fucking nightmare.