Lots of loot

You see a couple of daggers, her armor, a few potions, some gold... argghh!! All useless!! You have no hands to use the weapons, or bag to store the potions and gold. You are beginning to get frustrated again, the elation from your recent levels wearing off. Then you spot a couple of bracelets lying a few feet away.

You have legs, about as wide as human arms. Maybe you would be able to equip them. With excitement, you walk over and put your foot in the middle of one, and then the other.

NEW EQUIPMENT:
Ivory Bracelet of Strength: Increases strength by 50.
Gold Bracelet of Agility: Increases agility by 50.

You feel an unfamiliar power surge through you. Experimentally, you give one of your fellow sheep a shove with your shoulder. He goes flying about three feet and lands haplessly on his back, his legs kicking uselessly in the air. You run towards the broken down shack and feel the wind against your face! You're actually running! Quickly pivoting, you rush back to help your fellow sheep. At the last moment, you decide to try out your roll attack instead. Tucking in your head and bending your knees, your body rolls into a ball and acellerates toward your helpless victim. You strike and send him sailing through the air before landing with a SPLAT and respawning seconds later, baa-ing happily as if nothing happened.

"Stupid sheep," you think. "I am nothing like you!" Watch out world! You are nowhere near boss material, but you are strong and fast, and have the invaluable element of surprise. More importantly, you have LIFETIMES worth of bitterness against heroes and the countless times they've killed you. So what are you going to do now?