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Chapter 6
What do you do now?
Loot the Corpse!
You have heard the adventurers talking enough to know that just about the first thing you should do in any adventuring situation is steal everything that isn't nailed down, and if you can get the nails out with a crowbar it doesn't count.
You try to strip the gear off the jerk-wad you just killed but... It wont come off.
"Dammit!" You shout as you try for the fourth time to remove his helmet, which isn't even held on with a chin strap, but it wont budge. Then again there is a nasty dent in the back of it...
Keep trying, look around, or GTFO while you still can?
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Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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