Looking for a costume to spice up the bedroom

"Actually I'm looking for something... special," Lauren said blushing.

The old man didn't seem to notice, but the old woman nodded knowingly.

"Okay," the woman said, "If you find something you like don't hesitate to try the fitting room out back. But I suggest waiting till you get home."

"All costumes are one size fits all," the man said, "Even if they don't look like it."

"And all sales are final," she finished.

They went back to playing chess as Lauren went to examine which aisle she wanted to go down. They seemed to be very organized for a store this big. But there were no other customers in sight.