Look at the peach

What the hell is this peach? It looks just like an emoji on your phone. You move forward to look at it more closely. It’s a mask! And it’s hung up with what looks like a black robe. Weird. Was this here before? You’re pretty sure it wasn’t.

“Hmm,” you say, frowning. It’s like a Halloween costume. Who put this here?

You reach toward it, and the costume comes to life! There’s somebody in there!

“Ahh!” You recoil in terror as Peachface raises a big kitchen knife!

You hit the floor and scramble backward, your naked body on the basement’s cold, dirty floor. Oh gosh! Is this a test? Part of the initiation? Is this for real?

Peachface advances on you, knife held high. This crazy person wants to stab you! Or does she? Is this CCL fucking with you?

You look around in panic, short on options. You’re in an aisle of wine racks. There are bottles everywhere. You could… smash one and try to use the broken bottle as a weapon. Or you could… just run.

Or you could just… call this girl’s bluff. If that’s an officer trying to scare you, you can turn the tables on her.

1. Use bottle as weapon
2. Run
3. Call bluff