Look For a Lawyer With a Virgin Daughter

Back at home you begin methodically searching for high priced contract lawyers, cross referencing them with your virging database, trying to find some overlap. You could never afford any of these lawyers under normal circumstances, but if you can **** one into helping they could be useful in lots of situations like this. After a good deal of research you manage to find one, a woman named Margot O'Shay with a 21 year old daughter named Penny.

Immediately you call her office. "Office of O'Shay, how can I help you?" A high pitched female voice asks.

"I need to meet with your boss. Tell her it's about her daughters sexual rights." You answer

There's a long pause then the voice on the other end says, "Oh. I'll let her know." Her voice is strangely strained. After another few moments of silence she returns to the call. "She cleared her schedule for the entire day. She'd like to see you as soon as possible."

An hour later you walk into the swanky uptown lawyers office. You're greeted by a pretty young redhead with pale, freckled skin and delicate features. Her green eyes widen when she sees you and she visibly gulps before putting on a bad fake smile and saying, "Hi. You must be Mr. Doe." She offers a small hand which you shake, it's soft but clammy. "Mrs. O'Shay will see you immediately."

Margot O'Shay is a 40 year old woman wearing a dark green suit, matching her eyes. Her red hair is cut short, her expression is confident bordering on smug. The similarities between her appearance and the receptionist suddenly click into place in your mind and it makes sense that she was so afraid of you after you explained why you needed to see her mother.

"Welcome to my office." Margot says, "Penny told me you you're here to negotiate for her rights." She sas confirming your suspicions. "Which just leaves the question, what are you looking to get out of this deal?"

"I would like your legal expertise. Specifically I want you to write up contracts for me to take permanent control of girls sexual rights without their realizing it."

The lawyer tilts her head and smiles wickedly. "I didn't realize you could do that. That's genius. I'd love to work with you."

"Uh, thanks." You respond, surprised by how compliant she's being. "So you'll do it in exchange for Penny's rights then?"

"Oh God no." She scoffs. "I love the girl but she's not worth that much to me. No, I'll work for you on retainer, pro-bono. All I ask in return is the right to negotiate the rights of girls who are important to my business. If a judge or a fellow lawyer has someone they care about who's a virgin I want full control over what happens with that girl."

You think for a few seconds then nod, "Deal."

"Excellent." She claps her hands and walks over to a bar pouring two glasses of bourbon. She hands you one and asks, "So that just leaves two questions. First, who am I writing this first contract up for? Second, what are your intentions regarding my daughter?"

"The contract is for my neighbors, Samy and Alana. Alana thinks only her wife will be signing away her rights but I want them both, so the contract needs to be tricky enough that when she reads it she doesn't realize what she's actually signing on for."

Frowning a bit in concentration Margot sits back, arms folded. "I can do that, we might have issues if they lawyer up though."

"I don't think that'll be an issue." You tell her. "As for your daughter, you said she wasn't worth all that free work, so what is she worth to you?"