What's next?

Lois tries to get away

"Listen, you don't need to worry about me," Lois **** a smile, "Even if I knew what you were up to, which I don't, what could I even do about it?"

"You could, I dunno, call for SUPERMAN!" Harley announced. She paused, then laughed. "I'm kidding, he isn't coming. There's a series of fires down in Brazil, very nasty, should keep him busy for a while. Now..." Harley hefted her bat again.

"I wouldn't be so sure." Lois said, gesturing over Harley's shoulder.

"What, really?" Harley turned to look, and saw nothing behind her except the TV cameras, keeping their distance. She turned back, to see Lois running away. "Pretty sneaky, sis."

Lois tried to make her way back to safety, away from the insane criminal. She wished she had worn better shoes this morning, her new high-heels were no good for a quick getaway. With a grunt of annoyance and hoping she could come back for them later, she kicked the shoes off.

"Come back here!" Harley called from behind her.

Lois decided against this, but she found herself suddenly up against a half-demolished wall. Going around it would take too long, so she lifted one leg to climb over.

RRRRIIPPP!!

Her black pencil skirt didn't make it, the back seam opening violently from hem to zipper, letting Lois' bare butt cheeks, small white thong and black stockings and garter belt out into the chilly evening air.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Lois heard Harley's laughter from too close behind her. She froze. "Talk about funny, toots! That was hilarious!"

"It.. It was?" Lois asked, lowering both feet back to the ground.

"Are you kidding? You just split your nice skirt in front of TV cameras for every major network, you're probably showing your tush on live TV right now!"

"I... Suppose I probably am, yes." Lois felt her face turning red to match her hair. First her breasts, now her backside. At this rate no one was going to take her seriously as a reporter again.

"Say, you're all right." Harley gripped Lois' shoulder, "But I still can't let you get away like that."