Lois Dawn vs Professor Bullshit

The intrepid reporter Dawn Fraser crept her way through the seemingly deserted office building that apparently held a dangerous secret, one which needed to be exposed to the world before it threatened it's very existence.

She had received an anonymous tip off that the nefarious, perverted genius that was Professor Joseph Bullshit housed his infamous laboratory somewhere within these walls, and she needed to find it without getting caught. She dreaded to think what might become of her if she ended up being experimented on with one of that creeps many notoriously kinky devices, which he reportedly used to torture anyone who threatened his repeated attempts to take over the planet.

The ace reporter was edging herself forward slowly and silently, scanning her surroundings for any kind of anomaly as she did, when the PA system above her head began making an ominous crackling sound. A mildly deranged and very hammily acted voice was soon blasting out from it.

"Aha! The lovely Miss Fraser, how delighted I am to have the pleasure of your company this evening! I see you got my tip off then?"

"That was you?"

Dawn should have guessed! She looked all around her quickly and cautiously. It seemed that she was alone for now, but probably not for long.

"What do you want with me. Bullshit?"

"Only to play. For us to have some fun together" the voice cackled "But you're probably too much of a tedious intellectual for that aren't you? Perhaps one of my Blonde Bimbo Bombshells might loosen you up a little?"

"No, wait!"

Dawn heard a clunking sound coming from behind her, then spun around to see a pretty, bright pink hand grenade had landed on the ground next to her feet.

"Fuuuuuk!"

Before she could do any more than make a feeble attempt to kick it away while covering her face with her hands, it had exploded golden glitter all over her. Once that had cleared, Dawn could feel that something about her had changed. She just couldn't quite work out what it was.

"Uhh, hello?" she called out "This place is like, totally creepy. Does anyone know the quickest way out of here?"

The intercom crackled again.

"The nearest exit is located in the basement, blondie. You can take the elevator at the end of the corridor straight there"

"Umm, okay. Thanks I guess?"

Dawn hummed a happy tune to herself, quite obliviously, as she did exactly as suggested and rode the elevator down to its lowest floor. As the doors opened for her, she stepped out into a room filled with strange devices, odd looking gadgets and vials full of brightly coloured, loudly bubbling liquids.

"Err, this isn't the exit?" Dawn realised "How do I get out of here?"

"You don't" A muscular, wild haired figure wearing nothing but a mask and an open lab coat told her "At least, not the same way you came in"

"What does that mean?" Dawn wondered , pressing her finger to her lips as if that might help her to think, while she couldn't help but stare down, transfixed, at the huge appendage hanging between her captors legs.

"Only that I have some rather fun devices that I should like you to help me test. I think we will both have plenty of fun with them, and I'll never have to worry about you poking your pretty little nose into my affairs again. so its win-win all around, isn't it?"

"I guess" Dawn stroked her blonde locks and pulled a pensive expression. Something about that didn't sound quite right, though she couldn't figure out what "But like, what are you going to test on me?"

"Oh nothing you'd ever need to worry about" the Professor promised unconvincingly "Allow me to demonstrate. I'll start with this"

He pulled a futuristic looking ray gun from his pocket and aimed it squarely at Dawn.

"What? Are you going to shoot me?" she panicked.

"Yes, but don't worry, it won't hurt a bit! All it's going to do is turn you into my very own personal cheerleader!"

"What? But I.."

Before she even had the chance to finish her, probably very simple, thought, Dawn was zapped with a bright red ray. Once the illuminating light it covered Dawn in had cleared, Professor Bullshit opened his eyes, blinked a couple of times, then nodded to himself with satisfaction at the result of his work.

"Yay! B U L L S H I T! He's the only guy for me!"

After the once brilliant journalist had jumped up and down, jiggled her boobs, waved her pom poms and chanted gleefully about the wonder of Professor Bullshit for a good ten minutes, she was handed a particularly large and unsafe looking vial of bright green, bubbling liquid.

"W-hore-i-fier" Dawn looked puzzled and wrinkled her nose as she attempted to decipher the label "So what does this do, then?"

"It's just a nice refreshing drink to perk you up. a little Try some and see for yourself"

"Okay!"

"Mmm, this is delicious!" Dawn enthused as she began gulping down the mysterious liquid without a second thought "It tastes like fizzy apple!"

"I'm glad you're enjoying it. Help yourself to as much of it as you like!"

"Gee, thanks Professor! That's, like, so nice of you! I will!"

As Dawn continued to guzzle down her drink, she noticed that her cheerleaders uniform flying away from her, first her top and then her skirt, as if her body was now somehow repelling anything that attempted to cover it. Sure enough, her bra and then panties were soon gone too.

"Hey, what's happened to my clothes?" she giggled, without any apparent concern, in a higher pitched and more girly tone than usual. She then sank to her knees and looked up at the Professor's now fully grown dick greedily "This drink is tasty and fun, but it's making me very hungry!"

"Oh yeah?"

Dawn beamed with almost manic delight as the Professor strode towards her and held his lab coat fully open.

"My goodness, that's huge!" Dawn gasped as she reached out and grabbed the Professor's cock "I want a taste!"

"Then help yourself, my stupid but adorable little slut slave!"

As Dawn knelt naked on the ground of her captor's laboratory floor, happily sucking his dick, there was a small part of her mind that felt sure she had come here for something else. Still, whatever it was, it couldn't have possibly been as enjoyable as what she was doing now.

It therefore came as something of a shock when, having finished swallowing the perverted Professor's own fluids, Dawn was suddenly brought back to reality by Joey.

It took the award winning journalist a moment or two to get her bearings again, as her IQ practically doubled back to its' usual level in nanoseconds, and her memories of the real world came flooding back to her instantly.

She wasn't in a strange laboratory but a bog standard chain motel room, the evil Professor was in fact her friend, colleague and fuck buddy Joey, and there was no such thing as whoreifying juice. She had quite genuinely lost all of her clothes though, which were laying all over the room around her. Presumably she had flung them from her body while she had been hallucinating.

"Are you okay?" Joey checked with more than a hint of concern as he zipped his flies back up, not having ever seen Dawn so bamboozled before "It wasn't too much for a first go was it?"

"It felt so real!"

"I know, I should have gone more lightly on you, I realise that now. I just thought you would like the whole Lois Lane. fantasy set up. I'm sorry!"

"Don't be, that was the hottest thing I've ever experienced!" Dawn stood up and pushed Joey down onto the bed, before letting her naked body fall on top of his, her typical composure already restored "Trust me, you and I are going to be doing a lot more than that!"