Live nude performance

"You're a preformer, right?" The male valet asked, getting a nod from Jackie in return. "All you have to do is do a little song and dance. Then you get something to wear."

"What?!" Jackie shrieked, blushing furiously. "I can't do that!"

"Then good luck, Fat Ass." The female valet said as the guests laughed, the two valets walking away. "Maybe a nice police officer will give you an orange jumpsuit in your size. If they come in your size, that is."

"No! Wait!" Jackie cried out, causing the group to turn around. With a sigh, Jackie unzipped the guitar case and removed her instrument, pressing it to her front and looking up with a mixture of anger and embarrassment. "What do you want me to sing?"

The valets smiled impishly.

"Don't worry, Sir." Dawn said into her phone, "You and your customers will not be disappointed by The Heartbreakers. Okay, we'll see you tonight! Thank you, Sir."

Hanging up, Dawn turned to Sophie and Bella with a smile, the two looking up from removing 'Jackie &' from their equipment. "Guess where The Heartbreakers are preforming tonight!"

"Where?" Sophie and Bella asked.

"Thunder Mania Stadium."

"Get the hell out of here right now!" Bella shouted as Sophie gasped, the two getting to their feet. "Not THE Thunder Mania Stadium?! The same Thunder Mania Stadium where over six hundred of the hottest bands have been discovered?!"

"Is there another one that I'm not aware of?"

"How did you get us that gig?!" Sophie asked excitedly.

"Well, unlike our former 'Fearless leader', I actually reached out to somewhere other than a bar. And Thunder Mania just so happened to have an open mike night, and -"

"Fat ass! Fat ass! Yeah, that's me! The fattest rocker chick in history!"

"Gah! Is someone strangling a cat out there?!" Dawn yelled, covering her ears.

"Wait, is that...?" Sophie asked as the three went to the balcony and looked out into the parking lot...

Before laughing their asses off at the sight of Jackie playing her guitar and loudly singing off-key, dancing in place as her ass, thighs, and belly warbled and jiggled to the hysterical laughter of the valets and hotel guests. Bella took out her phone and pressed record...

"Lard Ass! Lard Ass! Can't fit into pants! When my ass is bigger than an elephant's! YEAH!" Jackie finished, her face a dark purple as she eyed her unwanted audience laughing at her mortifying song and dance.

"Geeze! What kind of singer can't sing?!"

"Whose listening to her sing when your focused on all that blubber jiggling around?!"

Jackie snarled, mortified beyond belief as she glared down the two valets. "Okay, you idiots. I danced around. I sang my little song, even with those embarrassing lies you call lyrics..."

"'Lies'?" A woman muttered under her breath with a chuckle.

"It's your turn to hold up your end of the bargin." Jackie spat, narrowing her eyes. "I want the clothes you promised right. Freaking. NOW!"

"Who said anything about clothes?" The male valet asked with a laugh, pulling something out from his pocket...