Listening to the news

You're driving through the suburbs. It's a beautiful day and traffic is low. You're sitting in the shotgun seat and are idly watching out of the window while the radio brings the latest news.

'Her Excellence, the Holy Matriarch Octavia from the Church of the Holy Futa, has given her annual blessing to the town of Bridgetown. Her emission has broken her previous world record for a woman's orgasm's load size once again, surpassing the 18-liter mark for the first time. Her Most Sacred Shaft similarly grew since last year, standing now at a mind-boggling fifty-six point three inches, which was handled by six gorgeous altar boys! Her testicles...'

You can see Tyler, a twink from your school, kneeling by a bus stop. He's stark naked except for a tiny pink chastity cage, and absolutely glazed from head to toe in pearly white cum that glistens in the sunlight. His eyes are closed, and you wouldn't even be able to recognize him under the thick layer of gooey jizz covering his face, if it weren't for the sign next to him, which reads:

Tyler's bus stop service

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Next to him, you can see a glass jar that is half-filled with coins and single-dollar bills, indicating that he's been at it for a while. He's currently not busy, and uses the free time to meticulously scoop up the sperm from his skin, which he brings to his mouth to savor.

'... Finally, the entirety of her emission is being forwarded to the city's water supplier right now. Starting tomorrow, a little over 50 milliliters of her Most Sacred Semen will be added to the city's water supply every day, ensuring a prosperous and depraved upcoming year. The citizens will notice another bump in health, libido, and overall well-being. Since the inception of the annual Ritual of Blessing 24 years ago, the city's crime rate is down 86 percent, while the woman's average penis size has increased by one-point-seven inches. Men are enjoying the benefits of...'

You see Mr. Jackson, a middle-aged gentleman in a nice tweed suit. He is holding a leash, which ends in a choker around his wife's neck, who is otherwise naked and crawls on all fours next to him. Heavy weights are attached to her nipples, which pull her ample breasts down so much that they almost graze the ground. A bottle of what you assume is water is shoved in her ass, stretching it some three inches wide. She is currently relieving herself, lifting one leg to piss in a yellow arc on a house wall, while groaning through gritted teeth like an animal.

Lisa raises her hand out of the window to wave at him, which he returns with a nod and a kind smile, and then you're already passing them by. You can see that the bulge in your mother's suit has gotten bigger, and your mind immediately turns to increasingly naughty thoughts.

'... The city of Bridgetown humbly thanks Her Excellence, who has by now returned to her holy chambers, where she will begin edging herself to build up the load for next year's Ritual of Blessing. This is radio Butty, thank you for tuning in, and remember to spread the love!'

You're definitely getting horny now, your anus hungrily puckering between your cushioned ass cheeks, and your mouth salivating at the subtle smell of your mother's arousal in the car. You do a quick estimation in your head, trying to gauge if time allows for a quick blowjob in the car before you'll arrive at the school.