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Chapter 162
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What do you do?
Listen to the goblin.
"If goblins are evil spawn, then how are you not, if you're a goblin? That makes no sense," you ask.
Amara turns to you. "I have heard stories of powerful magic able to perform an awakening of sorts on certain monsters that are normally evil by nature. Though, I have never met somebody before who was capable of such a power. Perhaps that may be what happened to him, however."
The goblin nods. "It happened a long time ago. After I was changed, things were hard. People in places like these wouldn't accept me, and I found it hard to keep a job working for those that would. There was this lich, but he was an awful leader with even more awful plans. So then I joined up with this other guy, and he was rotten to the core. I couldn't bare doing work for him anymore, so I ran. I promise I'm telling the truth! If I was like those other goblins, I'd have attacked you by now, right?"
"I guess he has a point," you say. "So where is Eva, if you've seen her?"
He slowly creeps out from behind the corner and moves cautiously towards you. "I'll tell the story from the start. I'm Koblix, by the way."
Niki snaps back. "We're in a rush here, so you better tell it quickly then!"
"Y-Yes. Of course... Well, I was following these gremlins."
"Gremlins?" you ask.
"Terrible, wrinkly, black-fleshed demons with sharp teeth and claws. They like to tease and torment their victims, like evil pixies. Fast too, and good jumpers. They baited this bunnyfolk down an alley by dashing out when nobody was looking and snatching her underwear right from under her skirt. Cut the fabric like butter. She looked absolutely flushed, which is understandable. I can't imagine."
"I'm sure she hated it," you mumble.
"She followed the gremlin, but it was a trap obviously. More started leaping down from rooftops and stripped her piece by piece, faster than she could cast a spell. She did try. Her wand was taken, her shirt, her skirt... Yeah, it wasn't long before it was only her boots and nothing else, and she was scrambling to find somewhere to go. Where could she go? If she left the alleys to find someone, she'd be presenting herself. So then she ended up at a clearing where some ruffians were chatting. They spotted her. Poor girl ran, but it was hard while trying to cover up her nudity."
"Why didn't you help her?" Niki shoots him a glare.
"I didn't wanna die!"
"Oh. So you're a coward."
"But what happened next?" Amara asks.
"Right. Last I saw, she just lost those ruffians before they caught her, but she was really out of breath. The girl needs to workout more to be that red that quickly. She was panting so fast, I hope she doesn't pass out."
"Please can you take us to her?"
"I can try. I think I know where she should be..."
What do you do?
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
Updated on Jun 11, 2026
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Created on Apr 4, 2020
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