Lisa Spreads The Word

Lisa couldn't wait to get home and call her bestie Fiona.

'Hi Fee, you'll never believe what I saw at work this afternoon.'

'Try me.'

'I saw Julie'

'Who ?'

'Julie from high school.'

Fiona was puzzled. 'So what's so special about seeing that bitch ? I thought you didn't like her ? You never got on with her at school'

'I know, that's what made this so special'

'So OK, spit it out.'

'Well, she was being bossed around by these two big girls. And when I say big, I mean biiig ! They towered over her, it looked like Cinderella and the ugly sisters. I think they're twins'

'So ?'

'So, like I said, they were bossing her around but the amazing thing was what she was wearing. She only had her underwear on !'

' Her underwear ? In the store ?'

'Absolutely, that would have been bad enough but it was what underwear ! Silly little girl panties with cartoons and a training bra.'

Fiona started laughing. 'You're kidding right ? I thought she always seemed quite big up top ?'

'Yeah but she must have been stuffing. Padded bras or whatever. But that's not all.'

'No ?'

'No, I asked her what on earth was going on and one of these twins butted in. It was a punishment or something.'

'No way ?'

'Yes way. But the most incredible part was that the other one piped up with all kinds of weird stuff about bathing her, sitting her on a potty, spanking her naked...'

'She was joking, right ?'

'Well, you would have thought so but from the look on Julie's face I don't think she was. And then the final amazing thing was she gave me her number and invited me round to watch !'

'Whaaat ?'

'That's right. And she said I could bring along anyone I want. A friend or a date or whoever. So naturally I thought of you.'

'Amazing. So you're going to call ?'

'Damn right I am.'

' What about inviting anyone else ? Some of the boys ?'

'Not yet. We'll see if it's true first and see just how bad it is for her. She's still quite pretty I suppose if you like that sort of thing and apart from being flat, her body didn't look that bad. Last thing I'd want is to take some guys and for them to find her sexy.'

'Right. Oh but listen, we've got to bring Helen. She reaaally hated Julie after that pageant thing !'

'Oh god, you're right. I'll phone her straight way.'