Lisa Mahoney (18 years old)

"We have something really special for you tonight, folks," Danny D begins. "Lisa Mahoney applied as early as possible -- the day after her 18th birthday -- to be a part of the show. She told us she was **** for money. So much so that she asked if she could double her earnings if she won. Seeing a woman in need, I couldn't just say no, but I also couldn't just say yes, either. So we worked out an agreement."

"About a week ago, Lisa finished a strong regimen of these," Danny holds up a small bottle labeled Serophene. "This is a powerful fertility ****, designed to make Lisa extra fertile about..." he appears to read the bottle. "Seven days after taking them. Hey what do you know, that would be today!" The audience cheers their delight.

Danny leans in toward the audience and whispers, "The cherry on top of this fertile little sundae..." The audience falls quiet. Danny lifts himself up and shouts, "She's a virgin! Our gynecologist even confirmed it!" The audience's cheers pick up again, even louder than before.

"Without further ado, allow me to introduce... Lisa Mahoney!" A nervous looking young woman steps out onto the stage. She's wearing large glasses, has long brown hair, and sweet green eyes. She's wearing a rather nerdy outfit -- a green creeper t-shirt from minecraft and a long black skirt.

"Tell us, Lisa," Danny asks, "why are you so **** for so much cash?"