Link spends the week with Peatrice in Fi's body, and they end up talking about boys.

After a little thought, Link decided to spend the week with his girlfriend, even if they were in different bodies. Link would try and live her live as best he could, and he'd have the Master Sword with him, so Peatrice could give him advice and spend time with him. Meanwhile, Fi would live as Pipit and Pipit as Link, both going to academy. Once that was all decided, Link called Peatrice's loftwing and flew back to Skyloft, since she had told him that she had a shift at work today coming up.

As they flew back to Skyloft, Link felt how weird it was, being in his girlfriend's body. Fi's body had been feminine, but it was also a spirit body, and not really that of a human female. This was different. The weirdest part was how big his butt was, causing him to blush as he rode the loftwing. Once at work, Link realized soon why Peatrice was so bored all the time...he had been the only one using the business!

The next day, in the middle of a shift, Link found himself looking at the husband at the potion shop, thinking about how hot he was, for an older guy. Peatrice must have noticed his gaze, and said, "Yeah, he's okay, but I'll always prefer your body, sweetie!" The thought made Link smile, and they went on with their day. The third day, Link had to work again, and once again there were no customers. Sometimes, while he waited, he wondered what Pipit was doing in his body.

The fourth day, luckily, was a day off, and Peatrice insisted that Link go shopping. "It's only logical. Your sense of taste is likely different from mine, so you will likely pick out clothes that you will find attractive, once we return to our normal forms." Link sighed but agreed, only once he had started shopping he realized how fun it was, and by the end of the day he'd spent a lot of his, or rather, Peatrice's daddies money on clothes. The fifth day was another work day, but Link occupied himself thinking about his own body, though this time in a more lustful manner. After a while, it was difficult not to start touching himself behind the counter, and the only thing that stopped him was Peatrice's presence.

The sixth day, Link found himself talking to Peatrice during his break. "Peatrice, I have to say, I definitely see why you wanted to date me. I'm easily the hottest guy in Skyloft."

Peatrice emerged from the Master Sword, her face blank and expressionless. "I agree that your original body has a physical appeal, Link, but I do not know if it is necessarily the 'hottest' body on Skyloft, as I have not personally examined the form of every male on the island."

"What?!" Link found himself shouting in shock. "You're my girlfriend! You know for a fact that my scrumptious body occupies your thoughts, like, 99% of the time."

There was a few moments of silence before Peatrice replied. "I do not know if that percentage is accurate, but at this moment it is you who are thinking of your own body, not me. At this moment, I am not your girlfriend. I am a sword spirit, bound to serve the one who wields me, who is not currently you."