Lil shows up in the kitchen first

"So, Bernie?" Lil said. "It's the morning after, and you're flashing your bare butt at the stove. Singing. What does that mean?"

Bernie looked around to see her boyfriend's sister. "Did you see your brother or your dad?" she asked.

"Gary was in the shower but I just sneaked in to pee," Lil said. "I didn't bother him. What did I miss?"

"Let me finish the potatoes and I'll tell you," Bernie said.

With breakfast keeping warm on a tray in the oven, Bernie told Lil that she'd walked downstairs to discover that last night's crazy sex stuff hadn't stopped.

"Dad was fucking Gary up the butt?" Lil said, her eyes wide. "Wow."

"I didn't see that," Bernie said. "But that's what your mom said, and it sounded like that's what was happening right before I showed up." Bernie took a deep breath and kept her voice even. "But I did see your dad ejaculate on Gary's face. And your mom's. And I heard your mom ask for him to do it."

Lil said, "Mom is really..." She sighed. "Well she isn't shy about talking about sex. And after last night, watching Mom get off on your tongue and knowing that she peeped on us and then fucked Gary, I guess 'Shoot your load' isn't... well, yeah. I believe it."

"I actually told your dad, 'Paint his face!'"

"Mom?" Lil said. Her cheeks went pink.

"Good morning, young lady," Veevee said. "Sleep well?"

"Yes, Mom," Lil said. "Um, good morning?"

"It's been a very good morning so far," Veevee said. "Busy enough before breakfast for three showers already." She stepped up to the kitchen table and wrapped her arms around her daughter. "Mmm! Is that better?"

"Sure, Mom," Lil said. She smiled. "But how..."

Veevee moved to Bernie and gave her guest a big hug with a firm lip to lip kiss. "You've been such a darling this morning, making breakfast while we were washing up."

"Mom, why did you kiss Bernie?" Lil said.

"I'm sorry, sweetheart," Veevee said, her smile fading. "I'm still flying on last night, when I just gave in to my naughty side. After you and Bernie had a sneaky hook-up, I threw it all out the window. Being the grown-up who knows better. And that didn't end this morning."

"Yeah Mom?" Lil said.

"Yes," Veevee said. "I woke up first and started doing dishes, and your brother came up behind me and poked my butt with his morning wood and I didn't say no."

"But Dad?"

"He caught us, and well, instead of stopping the party, he pushed his way in to join us."

"You mean?" Lil said.

"Yes." Veevee described the scene for her daughter. "Gary decided he wanted to keep going with me, even with his dad putting it to him."

Lil gasped when her mother described Hank and Gary getting off at the same time, Hank's load up Gary's butt, and Gary's load into Mom. But her eyes gleamed with fascination and she nodded along with her mom's story.

Veevee continued, "A little later, Bernie saw your dad getting off his second shot of the morning. On our faces. Gary was laughing. Maybe at me. I was so revved up that I told your father 'Paint his face!'"

"And that's about when I walked in," Bernie said to Lil. "I told everyone how I loved them. Gary was worried but I was happy I got to see him with your mom and dad. I saw how happy he was. All he needed to hear was that I loved him as much as ever."

"Oh," Lil said. She took a deep breath.

"So that's why I was singing when you came down," Bernie said. "And your mom really is a good kisser."

Veevee ruffled her daughter's blonde hair. "Did you like watching Bernie with your father and me last night?" she asked. "Tell me true, Lil."

"Oh God, it was so hot, Mom," Lil said. You and Bernie and Dad together."

Veevee smiled. "You like to watch. So do your father and I. And we like to be watched. As long as it's friendly. So let's make sure we do a better job of arranging things so that everyone knows that's okay and that there's no sneaking around." Veevee nodded, smiling crookedly. "I might be the worst person to say that, given last night. But we need a few rules going forward. What rules they're going to be, I don't know. Be kind, be true, don't be the reason we need another rule."

Lil giggled. "Okay Mom. So, are you a good kisser?"

"Why do you ask, young lady?"