Like three peas in a pod

"F-UUUUUUUUHACK!" Fenri yowled, her legs wrapping around Verdi's head as she grabbed his hair and pushed him further into her crotch. Fem cum burst forth from her like a broken dam, drenching his tongue and face as she spasmed like a woman possessed. He decided to toy with her some more, moving his tongue around and licking at her G spot with the tip of his tongue, teasing at her clit with the base, and moving the rest of his tongue like a piston as though he were breeding her. The small feelers on his tongue only made the sensations that much more intense, each former taste bud altered to a tiny tentacle that could stroke wherever they touched and prolonging her orgasm further.

"And our reigning champion wins again!" The hobgoblin that owned the depraved bar said as a motley band of particularly tired monster girls gave a weak round of applause, their minds still cloudy from Verdi's oral skills. During the 3 hours they'd been in the bar, he'd made 10 women climax in rapid succession, his list of partners including succubi, catgirls, spirits, baphomets, demons, mouse girls, harpies, a hellhound, and a hero. Of the bunch, that accursed hero and hellhound had been tasted by him 4 times in a row due to their nigh endless libido.

"Winner! Switch now!" Eris said, hugging Verdi from behind and pulling him back, Fenri moaning loudly as his tongue pulled out of her sopping wet pussy. He quickly retracted his tongue, making it appear as though it were "only" 6 inches long. Everyone in the bar looked at his tongue with interest as Fenri freed Verdi from Eris' grasp and dragged him off the stage.

"B-break time's over. G-get a new girl, we're going d-double or nothing." She said, her voice hoarse from her previous screams of pleasure. Despite her attempts at maintaining her calm, everyone could tell from her shaky legs and slight stutter that she was just as tired out as the rest of the girls Verdi had been with, and that their gamble would only end in her defeat.

"Break time? What kind of break did I get?" Verdi asked, spending the past few minutes pleasing Fenri.

"S-stuff it. I know you enjoyed that too." Fenri said, taking a silver coin out of her inventory and tossing it to the hobgoblin to sign up for the next round. Verdi just looked away, unwilling to confirm nor deny her allegations.

"Fenri, we're at 256 nights. Few more wins and you'll be spending the rest of your natural life sucking me off." Verdi warned, knowing full well the head strong hero had no interest in stopping.

"Sh-shut up, I can make a come back." Fenri said as a particularly burly man walked forward, grinning ear to ear as he looked at the duo. He towered even over Fenri, the stink of booze permeating his very core as he leered down at Verdi. Fenri glared at the man, uninterested in letting anyone interrupt their little wager as she prepared to fight him. "Fuck do you want?" She snarled while the guy reached into his pocket. Fenri prepared to pull a knife while Verdi pierced his index finger with his fingernail, exposing some blood and preparing to cut the man then and there. Rather than produce a weapon, the man slammed a coin pouch in the table next to them, a weighty thunk resounding through the bar as he looked Verdi in the eye.

"Hey cutie, I'll give you 4 gold coins if you'll give me a taste test." He said, reaching into his coin purse and holding 4 coins between his fingers to prove his word. Considering most veteran adventurers seemed to deal in silver coins, this man was probably a wealthy and powerful person. Sadly, he could be the wealthiest and most powerful person in the world, and that would do nothing to get Verdi to suck him off.

"I'm a guy. You wanna rethink that offer?" Verdi snapped back angrily as the man looked him up and down, his eyes going wide in disbelief. Verdi smirked as the man put his hand back into his coin pouch. The smirk soon disappeared as the man's hand returned. Instead of being barren like he expected, Verdi found the man had increased the number of gold coins in his hand and held them up to Verdi with excitement.

"... 5 gold coins." A wolfman pushed the man aside and slammed a coin pouch on the table.

"6 gold coins!" He declared, wagging his tail only to be shoved aside by a towering minotaur almost 8 feet tall.

"7!" A pudgy orc clad in fine silks snorted and tossed a coin pouch on the table.

"8!" A bidding war broke out over the use of Verdi's mouth as what little life in his eyes faded away. While Verdi was quietly contemplating whether to kill or castrate the number of men vying to face fuck him, Fenri was on the ground, gasping for air as she tried to stop laughing at him. Every few seconds she'd look up trying to add in her own verbal jab, but that was soon replaced by a more violent bout of laughter. Verdi just sighed while taking his winnings from the hobgoblin owner, taking two silver coins, and returning the rest to the hobgoblin's grubby little hands.

"... I'm going home. Another round for everyone." Verdi said, giving up his winnings to to buy every competitor he beat a round of drinks to keep them in good spirits. He had no fears of being attacked by them considering a silver coin was chump change for veteran adventurers, but he felt bad for cheating on a game he had no chance of losing.

"Come back anytime." The hobgoblin said, grinning at the vast profits he'd earned this evening. Between the drinks he served up and the number of patrons who were aroused by the show and renting out rooms to relieve their lust, he'd nearly doubled his usual profits.

"Will do." Verdi said as he felt the air around him warm up, a pair of furry arms wrapping around him and plucking him like a flower. He found himself staring face to face with Eris, her eyes glowing red as his legs dangled uselessly in the air, his entire body buried in her cleavage.

"Continue?" She said, cocking her head to the nearby rooms in the hopes of going all the way. Verdi prepared to say yes, his cocks hardening in his pants at the thought of pounding the red hot pupper. He knew she was if not tighter than Fenri, had the stamina to keep up with his human form, was a nymphomaniac, and batshit insane. She'd be one hell of a fuck. It was for that reason he felt his soul leak out of him when he realized he had to reject her offer.

"Love to, but, well, busy." He said said with a pained voice while cocking his head to Fenri, using her as an excuse.

"Friend wanna join?" Eris asked as Fenri took a step forward.

"Fuck yes. We're in." Fenri said as Eris wagged her tail and looked to the hobgoblin.

"Yay! Room please!" She said as the hobgoblin chuckled, handing Eris a key before patting Verdi on the shoulder.

"On the house. You earned it champ." He said as Eris grabbed the key and ran away.

"Meet you there!" She said, knowing which room the key was meant for, running ahead of the duo as Verdi clenched his fist so hard he bled for a microsecond. The wounds healed over instantly as Verdi felt himself on the verge of tears.

"Goddammit, life just hates me." He muttered as Fenri raised a confused eyebrow.

"You're having a threesome with two beauties and you're complaining?" Fenri asked in disbelief, insulted at the very notion anyone would be depressed from a night with her. "What, did you expect to have Citrinas join us?" She asked as Verdi sighed.

"The second Eris sees my cock there is gonna be some questions, and I'd rather not attract too much attention about my... Condition." Verdi said with a defeated voice. His cock was anything but human, and it was obvious that one look at it would give away his monstrous nature. Eris didn't seem like she would talk, but as he knew himself, looks could be deceiving.

"You don't wanna attract attention, yet you whip out the 2 foot long tongue?" Fenri asked.

"I gave you 24 inches. I gave everyone else 6 inches of tongue. I can still just say I'm a human with a somewhat long tongue." Verdi explained. "Unless I find a way to fuck anonymously, I'm not getting laid." He complained before snapping his fingers, his brain hitting an answer to his predicament almost instantly. It seemed when it came to matters of the sexual variety, his thought processing speed was incomprehensible. "Hey Fenri, how do you feel about helping me get laid tonight in exchange for not sucking me off for the next 256 days?" He asked as Fenri perked up at his offer.

"I'm listening." She said eagerly.

"Okay, so here's the plan..." Verdi said, giving his genius plan of how to get laid anonymously. Rather than applaud his genius, Fenri just looked at him with equal parts confusion and disbelief.

"I can't tell if you're fucking insane or fucking retarded with this idea." She said as Verdi snorted at her, surprisingly proud of his plan.

"Neither. I'll be fucking a hellhound with this idea." Verdi snapped back. "So do we have a deal?" He asked as Fenri sighed, nodding her head.

"This plan is weird, stupid, and will never work, but I'd rather spend my nights sleeping than sucking you off for the next year." She said, the pair making their way out of the bar and darting into an alley for some privacy. Once they were sure nobody was watching, Verdi channeled magic power into his body, recreating the sensation he felt when using Status Effect. Before Fenri could get another word in, he was gone, his only traces being a few wisps of black smoke and a large, monstrous dildo with two cocks jutting out of it that appeared where his crotch was, seemingly floating midair before gravity took effect sent it tumbling to the ground. It fell a foot before Fenri reached down and caught the dildo, the girth larger than her hands and warm to the touch as she tried not to crush anything delicate. She sighed while holding the immense beastly cock up, feeling a slight jerk in her hands.

"Alright. Come on. We're getting you laid." She said, pulling a length of cloth and a length of leather from her inventory, carefully crafting the leather into a crude harness to hold him in place before wrapping everything up with a cloth.

Author's note: Turned myself into a dildo, Citrinas! I'm dildo Verdi!