Like Hell He Does

Asher Was So Badly Injured That The Kazekage Was **** To Call Upon Granny Chiyo. But Even The Old Bag Couldn't Heal The Damage Completely, Asher's Physiology Was Wildly Different Than The Standard Shinobi's Even Without His Experimentation From Orochimaru, Granny Chiyo Reported She'd Have A Hard Time Healing Him. Asher's Drastic Change In Appearance Would Be Glorious If It Wasn't So Drastic. His Skin Was More Scale, Yet Instead Of The Legendary Bloody Red Shade Of Scales, Asher's Scale Skin Is Instead Scarlet, and If Anything, Sand Crusted. His Hair Has Turned Ashen White, His Eyes Burn A Scary Amber, But Possess Slits, and His Body Toned As It Was, Was More Muscled. Asher's Eyes Snapped Open and He Gripped The Throat Of The Nearest Person As His Eyes Flashed Rinnegan For A Few Precious Seconds Before Subsiding As He Realises It's Temari. "How Bad Is It? I Could Feel My Skin Melting." Asher Asks. "Could Be Worse, If It Wasn't So Hot It'd Be Chilling." Says A Smirking Temari Before Growing Timid and Serious If That Was Possible. "Don't You Dare Ever Frighten Me Like That Again!" She Says. "No Promises, But I'll Do My Best." Says Asher. "That's All Anyone Can Ask For These Days." Says Baki As He Appears. "Old Man." Says Asher Dryly. "Little Dragon." Says Baki Just Dryly. Both Men Stare At Each Other Crossly Before Breaking Out Their Respective Grins.

"Nice To See Your Awake Asher, The Kazekage Wishes For You To Meet With Him As Soon As Your Released From The Hospital." Says Baki. "Tell Him I'll Need An Afternoon In My Steam Bath Before I Agree To That, After The War I Just Got Into, I Need All The R&R I Can Get." Says Asher. "War? With Whom?" Asks Temari. "Oh The Usual, Orochimaru's Running Buddies, Namely Itachi Uchiha and Six Guys Wearing The Same Head and Piercings With The Same Eyes, I Killed Five Of Them Before I Melted, But Something Was So Off The Whole Time." Says Asher. "Meaning?" Asks Baki. "I Don't Know How Else To Explain It, But I Got The Sense The Bodies Were Receiving A Stream Of Chakra From A Fair Distance, The Bodies Weren't Immortal and Their Using Top Tier Visual Prowess That Could Cause Catastrophic Sapping Of Their Life-****." Says Asher. "Simplify It Please." Says Baki. "It Felt Like Corpse Reanimation But Without The Animation, Effort, Or The Groundwork." Says Asher. "I See, That's Definitely An S-Ranked Technique At Minimum. We Should Tell The Kazekage At Once." Says Baki. "I'll Be Right Out." Says Temari As Baki Leaves.

Asher Strains To Get Up, and Only Now Sees The Ancient Manacles Binding Him To The Bed, One Of Which Was Broken, In Addition To The Rail Of The Bed Which Had Been Broken From When He Gripped Temari's Throat. His Eye's Glance Up At Temari In A Blank Question. "You May Have Been Violently ****." Says Temari. "I Need That Medication." Says Asher. "You Know The Side Affects Right?" Asks Temari. "Then Tone It Down, Don't Forget, You'll Lose As Much As Me If It Isn't." Says Asher Causing A Moment Of Tense Recollection As They Recall The Time When The Suna Medical Corp Tried To Curb His Violent Outbursts When Enraged By Giving Him Medication Which Also Shortened His Dick Size, Naturally The Corps Had Half The Village's Women Behind Asher As He Was Trying To Batter Down The Door To The Lab. Normally It Wouldn't Be That Hard, But The Jonnin Had Been Piling On and Attempting To Restrain Him. "On A More Cheery Note It Appears You Have Gotten Me Pregnant." Says Temari. "Oh Fuck Me Sideways." Says Asher As He Falls Back. "I Would, But Given The Current Future I Don't Think We Should Keep It." Says Temari. "I Guess We Should Be Grateful I've Only Been Sleeping With You In Recent Memory, Last Thing We Need Is Little Ones Born Of Me Running Around During A War." Says Asher. "Your Still Okay Going To War?" Asks Temari. "Even I'm Not It's Not Like Anyone Can Stop Me From Leaving, Or Stop Me From Doing Anything I Do Really. Still I Know I'm An Asset Your Old Man Can't Afford To Lose, So I'm Telling You Now, One Whiff Of Orochimaru Or Red Cloud Cloaks and I'm Out." Says Asher. "Then I'll Have To Endeavor To Keep You Occupied." Temari Says Sultrily, But Asher's Instincts Are Spiking. Chakra Steadily Begins To Radiate As Asher's Blood Boils and His Eyes Turn Furious. "You...BITCH!!" Asher Shouts As He Breaks Free Of His Remaining Restraint. "I Can Smell Your Anxiety, Your Deception............He's Here Isn't He?!?! Or At Least He Was, That Training With Jiraiya Was To Get Me Out Wasn't It? You Weren't Pissed Off Because You Were Aware Of The Truth....," Asher's Eyes Began To Start Tearing Up and Asher Turns Them Into Steam Before Grabbing His Sword and Cutting A Path Through The Shinobi Who Were Lying In Wait.

"We Have Lost Our Greatest and Most Reliable Weapon, Asher Has Turned On Us, My Daughters Performance Didn't Work, and Thus, We're **** To Rely On Gaara. There Is However, A Silver Lining, My Daughter Informs Me That Before He Left, Asher Impregnated Her." Says The Fourth Kazekage. "We Should Send ANBU After The Haizen Boy, Power Such As His Cannot Be Turned Against Us." Says A Councilor. "And How Do You Propose We Do That? The Kid Has More Power Than All The Five Kage Past and Present Put Together, Add Into That Orochimaru's Conditioning and Experiments Which Afforded Him The Ability To Acquire Traits Or Jutsu Not Seen Since The Uchiha Downfall, and Any ANBU We Send Would Be A Suicide Mission With No Chance Of Success." Says Baki. "Even So, We Ought To Take Precautions, Useless They'll Be If Asher Decides To Do Something More Devastating Than Culling Our Ranks Of Powerful Shinobi." Says The Kazekage.

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"What Do You Think The Council Will Decide Temari? Losing Asher Is Hard Enough, He's Terrifying, But He Kept The More Disruptive Elements In Line, and With Him Gone We've Lost A Sizeable Portion Of Our Best ANBU, Asher Was Popular With The Ranks, When He Left The Best Of Our Men Went With Him." Says Kankuro. "I Don't Know Kankuro, I Do Know I Never Wanted To Raise The Baby Without Asher." Says Temari Quietly. "You Know I Overheard Baki Say That Asher's Group Was Sighted Heading To The Hidden Rain Village, If You Go Now You Could Catch Up With Him, Make Amends, Maybe Even Raise Your Child In Solitude, If Hanzo Doesn't Kill You Both." Says Kankuro. "I Don't Know Kankuro, If I Leave, Then You'll Be Stuck With Gaara." Says Temari.............