Life as a perpetually loose buttslut

Fast forward a few months and things are going as good as can be expected, all things considered. I mean, yeah sure, as long as you don't count the fact that my ass has to stay plugged up 24/7 with a bowling ball, or that I can't get off without stretching it just a little bit wider everytime, which is why I'm constantly having to 'upgrade' my plug.

But hey, I can't complain, it sure beats having one of those boring 'tight' and 'structurally sound' assholes that can't even be used to smuggle a 2-liter soda bottle into the theaters. How lame.

I mean, come on, what gal wouldn't want to feel the breeze tickling her fucked out colon whenever she bends down to retrieve her gargantuan buttplug that keeps falling out, or be able to go potty just by letting gravity do all the work. What's even better is my insides seem to stay remarkably clean, I guess cause the passage is so wide nothing can touch my walls. Oh, and I guess the cum helps, too.

What? I didn't mention the other reason why I need to stay plugged? Well it's kinda obvious that I'd be getting my guts filled with gallons of cum on a daily basis. I lost my job, so now I work at the sperm bank, keeping every single drop of jizz warm. Instead of using those lame cups, men just gather in a circle around my upturned ass, and jerk off into my cavernous asshole. It outdoes leave me looking pregnant with triplets, and overdue at that... Oh well, at least I don't need a yoga ball anymore. After hours of flooding my guts with their cum, they reward me by hooking their large manly hands into the ruined, swollen, twitching rim of my anus, and pulling in opposite directions, 5 or 6 sets of hands all stretching my hole wider and wider and WIDER...

Oh, fuck just thinking about it is enough to get me riled up. Unfortunately I'm incapable of satisfying myself anymore, I need to keep going back for another round of merciless stretching. This last session has rendered my bowling ball plug woefully inadequate at holding in the tide of semen. The sperm bank has told me they're working on a custom-made plug that can expand to fit the wearer's needs, and with needs as wide as mine I sure hope it can keep up with demand.

I'm currently sitting at home, watching Netflix, with my pillow and some sheets stuffed up my butt(I think the bowling ball is in there too, idr) reinforcing the dam at my backdoor. They're slowly getting soaked through, but at least the majority of cum is staying put.

I rub my jizz-bloated tummy in slow circles, trying to sooth the straining skin. I let out a burp that smells strongly of cum. All in all, I'm content, nothing could ruin this mome-

With a sickeningly sloppy gushing noise my bedding violently evacuated my gaped out crator of an asshole, letting a waterfall of cum flow onto my bedroom floor. I could only scream and go crosseyed as a week's worth of sticky jizz ruined my furniture and slowly started seeping downstairs.

Ass tried to clench shut, but the muscles were long gone, and as the flow increased, my foot-wide rectum's structural integrity failed, collapsing inwards and getting **** outside my destroyed shitter.

I watched in horror as my insides became my outsides, the prolapse slowly growing longer as the fountain of cum finally started dying down. By the time I had fully emptied my load, my ass had been dragged inside out by 5 whole feet, and was now limply resting in the giant puddle of semen.

Well fuck me I guess.