Life's a Fairy Tale

"You think you can just sleep around without consequences? No more. From now on, you'll need to find your one true love...or else."

The text confused James. The whole point of dating was to find someone to spend his life with. He wasn't sleeping around. That's why he didn't stay with Rebecca; he didn't see a future with her. Yes, they slept together, but so what? He was looking for his true love. A strong, handsome prince to...

Prince? James was straight. He liked women. Not men. Especially not princely men. Thinking about a sexy knight in shining armor sweeping him off of his feet, kissing him, protecting him, didn't make...him...hard...except it did. He was getting hot thinking about it.

He texted back, "What did you do to me? I can't ribbit stop thinking about manly guys." Wait, where did that ribbit come from?

Rebecca responded, almost too quickly, "I've always been a fan of classic fairy tales. That's why I became a witch to begin with. I've cursed you to play your part in one of those stories, The Princess and the Frog; except that you're playing both parts. Until you find your true love, you'll become more and more of both the princess and the frog. Good luck finding someone to love you once the transformation is complete."