Lie to steal the crystal

"You misheard, I said that deans on roast is not food."

"That's what I thought" the British witch said. "Although I would come up with a more convincing lie next time"

You nod, politely.

"So, do you want to continue making legal threats or leave me alone."

"Well, I thought you must be lonely up here by yourself."

She looks at you, surprised, then brushes you off.

"Lonely? Me? What would make you think that?"

"When was the last time you had someone help you with your needs?" you say. You lean over the desk, and grab her hand. She doesn't resist. Her eyes become more sympathetic.

"It's... been a long time."

"I understand. I've been looking for the perfect woman. Now, I think I've found her."

"You really think I'm perfect?"

"Of course" you say, ignoring her heritage and tendency to lobotomize.

"Wow. No one's... ever told me that before. To tell you the truth, I haven't been happy in a long time."

You realize that this witch might be really stupid.

"Well, you've probably never had someone use all three of your holes."

"Beg pardon?" she says, her tone becoming irate. You gulp. The next words out of your mouth better be the most amazing fucking lie.

"It was something that Queen Victoria said. After getting filled with cum, she found that she had the strength and grace, and femininity to lead the glorious British Empire."

The witch looks up, as if she's imagining the subjugation of millions of people in a positive way.

"The good old days. Very well, I do consider myself the Queen Victoria of this place. How should I start?"

"Margaret Thatcher would say that you should give me a magical blowjob first."

She nods. Within a flash, she appears in front of your naked cock. You're both suddenly naked. Her body is a lot better than you imagined. The flab and age has gone to all the right places. She sucks your cock, and you feel the magic around it. You see her cheeks are glowing blue. It's like every part of your dick, including the insides is being sucked at once.

"OHHH FUCK" you say, filling her throat with cum.

"Ahem, that was very Iron Lady of you." She smiles, cum dripping down her chin.

"What's next, lover boy?" she says.