Lie About Your Dick Size

You shake your head, trying to seem confident. “I still don’t get what you mean. Im way bigger now than I was back then.”

Courtney looks at you an eyebrow raised. “Bullshit dude, I can practically see it through your shorts. My thumbs bigger than that.”

You bristle at that remark, responding “Im a grower. My last girlfriend said I was the biggest she’d ever had.” Pausing a moment, you add, “Definitely bigger than your middle school boy chest.”

That sets her off. Courtney stops hard, grabbing your shoulder to stop you too.

“If youre so hung than prove it anon! Drop your shorts right now!” Her brow is furrowed in anger. “Or are you too scared to show me your baby dick?”

Your face is flushed now as you regret pushing her buttons so much. It might be too late to talk your way out of this.