Lie (14)

You look at these babes around you and decide that you need to bring your number up to not appear like a total loser.

"Yeah, I think you need to cover your ears, hon," you say and put on a fake grin.

She rolls her eyes.

"I'm sure I can handle it!"

You nod, as if considering her answer. "Good, good."

You pause for effect... then proudly announce: "It's fourteen, including you, my dear wife!"

"Bull-- SHIT!" Chloe laughs.

"Yeah, I don't believe that for a second," Tatiana says.

You shrug, but you're pretty sure you didn't pull it off convincingly.