Lewd Perception Control

"Perception control?" Says Alice with a bit of confusion, I must be the first person to ever ask for something like this.

I then explained, "Yeah, basically it makes it so I can control how people perceive me and my actions; not only is useful for dangerous situations, since everyone would perceive everything I do as normal common sense, but it would also make it easier for me to give orders more effectively and stop crazy people or monsters from causing more chaos."

Alice thinks about it for a moment, she never thought about altering perception to bring order, but it makes sense. If you can make someone perceive something as not worth doing, then it's gonna be easier to make them follow orders and don't cause disorder.

So she gives me a smug grin and tells me "I like what you're suggesting... OK mortal..."

I tell her "Uh, my name is Jack"

She then continues "Yeah, Jack... As the Goddess of Order, I grant you with the power of Perception Control!"

Alice holds the crystal with both her hands and focuses its energy on me, the crystal shines bright, so I have to close my eyes, and that's when it shoots a ray of light at me. It feels like a wave splashing against my body, the energy fuses with my whole self, I feel like I'm one with everything around me, and then... It stops.

The energy finishes merging with my body, and the crystal loses its white light and now is grey.

Alice then says excitedly "And it's done! Now you should be able to alter anyone's perception."

I open my eyes, and look down at my hands and around me; I feel... Normal, all the intense feeling of the energy going inside my body seems to calm down, it also doesn't seem to have changed anything about my physical appearance, which I'm thankful for.

I tell Alice "I'll take your word for it, because I don't know if I'm dumb but I don't feel too different." She then answers me "Don't worry, your powers will work whenever you give an order."

That makes me really fucking excited, I smile and I jokingly say "I can't wait to try it out, maybe if I get in a dangerous situation, I could give orders like 'Everything I do is perceived as common sense' or 'I order that my presence can't be perceived by anyone around me' to avoid conflict... Now, what should I do now?"

I asked her but then I noticed something weird, Alice completely ignored my question, instead, she was looking around as if she lost something.

After a couple of seconds of silence, Alice asks "Jack?" then she asks herself "Did he just leave? I still need to tell him about Calis."

I then tell Alice "Yeah, yeah, really funny Alice, you said that I can't use my powers on a god-" but before I could continue, Alice walked directly in my direction, colliding with me, and we both stumbled and fell on the ground.

I then say "Ouch! My ass!" after I fell on the ground and closed my eyes. But then I felt something... Soft.

I opened my eyes and I couldn't believe what my eyes were watching! One of my hands was pressing against one of Alice's breasts, my palm was fully open and I can feel how squishy her boob is behind her robes.

I then panic and scream "I'M SORRY! IT WASN'T MY INTENTION! I just fell with my eyes closed and..." But then my panic turns into confusion as Alice doesn't even acknowledge it.

She just stands up, adjusts her robes, and says to herself "Where's he?... He can't be that dumb to try and leave...."

What the FUCK is going on? Wait... I think to myself "Is it because I said that order of 'I can't be perceived by everyone around me'? No that can't be right, Alice said goddesses can't be controlled... Did she lie?"

I decided to test it as I said this order "My presence is back to being perceived as normal... By everyone." After I said that "Alice turned around in surprise and said "JACK! There you are! Why didn't you answer!?"

I'm so dumbfounded "Okay, something isn't right, why Alice is following my orders?"

How far can I take this?... I need answers.

I ordered Alice "Alice I need to tell you something, however, I need you to NOT have any problem or any issue with anything I say."

Alice looks at me a bit confused about the way I act but she accepts it "Okay?... Sure."

So I take a deep breath, I mentally prepare myself and then I say "I think... I think that maybe my perception ability is working on you..."

Alice then smiles and chuckles a bit "You mortals have a weird sense of humor."

I then continue "I'm not joking!" Wait a minute... If my orders are absolute, couldn't I just make her aware of my powers while still perceiving them as normal?

I order Alice "You're gonna be aware of my power working on you BUT you're gonna perceive it as something normal and natural to happen."

And just in an instant, after I said that, Alice's eyes opened wide in surprise as her brain became aware of the fact that I used my powers on her; however, the initial shock immediately calmed down as her brain accepted what I did as common sense, like 'obviously this could happen and it just happened'.

Alice then says "Wow... I wasn't expecting your ability to be able to control me, that's new for me."

I then ask "HOW!? you said that these abilities can't be used against gods, so how am I able to control you?"

Alice places her hand at the bottom of her chin and then thinks for a moment, she knows that I have a point, mortals normally can't use the powers that a god gave them against them. But then Alice thought more about how my power works and functions, and that was when she realized what happened.

She then tells me "I wasn't able to stop your power because my senses didn't detect it..." I then get more confused and ask "Wait what?"

She continues "Since your power is the ability to alter the perception of anyone you give an order to, that means you don't shoot projectiles, summon weapons, or even use physical **** to attack like other powers; and when you accidentally give me your orders my senses weren't able to detect any danger, because you didn't use it to attack me if that would've been the case then your power would've been stopped instantly from connecting with me, but because you didn't attack me directly and I wasn't expecting it, it connected."

I blinked in silence for a couple of seconds as I was processing what she just said. Then I say "So you're saying that if you were more prepared or suspected me about me wanting to use my power against you..."

Alice answers "Yes, I would've been able to easily stop your ability from working or just cast a simple protection spell on myself so your ability would never work on me... But that was my mistake because even with me being a deity, I wasn't able to predict that you would do that."

So basically, not only my power (by mere luck) can make it so I control Alice, but does that mean that I can give orders to other gods?

. .. ... WHAT THE FUCK!?