Levi and Uriel

"Honestly," Lucy began, "Leviathan and Uriel could use a break from their wedding planning for a bit. They can survive a night without it."

"Okay, let me just -" Kyle began as he tried to dig out his phone, only for Lucy to stop him.

"No need. Telepathy, remember?" Lucy asked with a smile as she closed her eyes and used her brain to locate Levi's.

"Aw, c'mon, Uri!" Levi begged as she sat across from Uriel at her kitchen table at her home at the aquarium. "Do we have to invite Gabe and Az?!"

"They're my older brothers, Levi." Uriel said calmly, taking a sip from her coffee. "Why wouldn't we invite them?"

"Az is a complete buzz kill who'd somehow make a funeral sadder!"

"Azrel is the Archangel of ****, Leviathan. That's kinda his job."

"And Gabe completely hates my guts!"

"Gabriel does not hate you." Uriel said with a sigh. At seeing the raised eyebrow on her fiancée's face, the archangel admitted, "Okay, so he hasn't exactly warmed up to you like Michael, Raphael, and my other brothers and sisters have, but he'll come around. Eventually. Maybe. Possibly..."

"Wasn't there a part where I was supposed to be feeling better?"

"Leviathan, I have over twenty brothers and sisters. Armageddon will not be upon us just because one of them doesn't like you."

Levi sighed and was about to say something, when her thoughts were interrupted by Lucy's voice. "Hey, Levi? You there?"

"Hey, Luce! What's up?" Levi asked as she leaned back in her chair. Upon seeing Uriel's confused expression, she mouthed out, 'Telepathy'.

"Kyle and I were planning on a double date tonight, and thought you two would like to take a break and join us."

"Just a second, Boss." Levi said as she turned back to Uriel. "They want to know if we can join them for a double date tonight."

"What are we doing?" Uriel asked.

"What’s the plan, Boss?" Levi asked.

"We were actually hoping you two would come up with an idea."

"We pick." Levi said to Uriel. A wicked smile suddenly came to The Demon Lord of Envy's face.

"What are you thinking?" Uriel asked, cautiously arching an eyebrow.

"Lucy," Levi said, "I know just the place..."

"Then why am I not hearing any thoughts on the location?"

"Mental blocks." Levi said with a smirk, "I took some classes on it after Jörmungarder tricked me into bathing in the stingray pool."

"Huh. Clever..."

"You think it's The Organization?" Grant whispered as he and Roxie were led down the corridors.

"Why wait several months to bail us out then?" Roxie asked as one of the guards opened the door, allowing the two to step out into the sunlight.

"That’s on a need to know basis, I'm afraid."

Grant and Roxie looked up to see a fancily dressed woman in her early thirties with straight black hair, green eyes, and fair skin standing in front of them as the guards went back inside.

"Amelia Howards." The Woman said in a British accent, looking between the two in front of her before gesturing for them to follow her. "I'm from The British branch of The Organization."

"Okay, so why are you bailing us out?" Roxie asked as they followed Amelia into the parking lot. "I mean, not that were ungrateful, but -"

"Intel from our sources states that, despite failing miserably and humiliating the very name of our organization, you two were the closest to slaying the ultimate prize for any field agent: The Devil, herself."

"Look! It wasn't our fault!" Grant snapped, "If our brain dead ex-partners hadn't betrayed humanity by helping The Devil and that idiot she seduced -"

"Calm down, Luv." Amelia said calmly as she held up her hand. "We didn't... How do you Americas say it, 'Spring you' out of prison to ridicule you. We came to offer our assistance in the hunt."

"Uh... 'We'?" Roxie asked.

"Yes. Me and my -"

Before Amelia finished, a large van screeched to a stop at the curb, Chubawamba's Tubthumping loudly blaring. The window of the driver's side rolled down to show a woman in her mid twenties with fair skin, bright bubblegum pink hair, blue eyes, and tattoos covering her arms and skin underneath her green tank top. The Woman chugged the last of her beer before crushing the can in her hand and tossing it into the back with a loud belch.

"BLECH! 'Ard to believe these bloody Yanks are proud of that swill they dare to call ****! Bad enough they drive on the other side of the fuckin' road!" The Woman exclaimed in a Cockney accent before turning to the three. "Oi! These the silly arse Yankees you've been blabbering about on the plane, Ames? Although, looking at them now, one of them is rather bloody smokin'."

"Don't get any ideas about him, Bitch!" Roxie growled as she stood in front of her boyfriend.

"I was talking about you, Ducky." The Woman replied as she made a "V" with her fingers and wiggled her tongue in-between the two digits.

"Patricia!" Amelia snapped angrily, "I specifically told you to buy a car that was inconspicuous! Do you even know what that word means?!"

"First of all, it's Trish. Or "Lightning Strike'..."

"I am not calling you by that stupid codename, Trish."

"Second, I was gonna buy one until I found this beauty!" Trish said as she leaned out and patted the side of the door.

Amelia groaned in annoyance before turning to Grant and Roxie, clearing her throat. "I apologize for her. This is my younger sister, Patricia. She may look like a hassle... And she is, but she's gifted with mixing her knowledge of both explosives and mythological beings and creatures."

"Really...?" Roxie asked, turning to Trish. "How many heads does a hydra have?"

"Trick question! Hydras have an infinite number of heads that sprout out of their necks after decapitation."

"..." Roxie blinked before turning to Grant. "I remember Hailey getting tripped up by that."

"Hailey got tripped up by how two plus two and two times two are both the same number before someone finally explained it to her." Grant said.

"Fair point..."

"I myself am skilled in stealth ****, espionage, and surveillance." Amelia said, "And with your weapons skills and training, and our technology, we believe that the four of us can succeed where you failed alone all those months ago. But first, we need you to tell us everything you learned on that night..."

"... And we're here!" Lucy said as she and Kyle stepped out of a portal and onto a beach. Lucy was dressed in a red and black trikini while Kyle was decked out in a white t-shirt and navy blue trunks, Lucy carrying a lrge beah bag over her shoulder. Looking up, the two saw Levi and Uriel were already there. Levi was dressed in a neon blue robe while Uriel was dressed in a white one piece swimsuit.

"Hey, guys!" Levi called out as she sat the beach blanket and her beach bag down. "Welcome to Dead Man's Cove!"

"Wait... Dead Man's Cove?" Kyle asked as he looked around, recognizing the beach in question. "As in, the beach nobody goes to because of The Beast of Dead Man's Cove?"

"Oh! That reminds me." Levi said as she reached into her bag and pulled out a whistle. Taking a deep breath, The Demon Lord of Envy blew into it, despite not making any noise.

A second later, a large, reptilian head erupted from the waves a mile offshore before a creature the length of an ocean liner with a long neck, bulbous body, and razor like teeth swam to shore before anyone could even blink. The sea serpent made a low growling noise as it lowered it's head down to Levi... Before giving her a lick and panting like an overgrown dog.

"Coral! Stop, you goober!" Levi said with a laugh, rubbing the head of The Serpent. She then turned to the others as she said, "Everyone, this is Coral. Or as the mortals call her, The Beast of Dead Man's Cove. Coral," she gestured to the others, "this is your Aunt Lucy, Uncle Kyle, and your Soon-to-be Mama Uriel."

"Come again?" Uriel asked as Coral's head came up and nuzzled her. "When did you get a pet?"

"Well, everyone else has one, so why shouldn't I?" Levi replied, playfully sticking out her tongue as Coral came back to her and nuzzled her palm. "I found her back in The Jurassic, the poor thing desperately fighting for survival while no bigger than my big toe."

"And now she looks like something out of a Godzilla movie." Kyle said with a chuckle, letting out a yelp when Coarl turned to him with a growl.

"Coral! Be nice!" Levi ordered sternly. With a smirk, she reached back into her bag and produced a bag that contained, what looked like to Kyle, a giant slap of beef jerky. "Oh, Coral..."

Coral turned her head back to Leviathan, panting excitedly as she saw the giant treat in her hands.

"That’s right. It's megalodon, you're favorite." Levi said with a smile as she wiggled the jerky piece before hurling it back into the ocean. "Go get it, Girl!"

Levi laughed as the sea serpent slithered back into the waves, excitedly chasing after the giant prehistoric shark jerky.

"I thought megalodon was extinct." Kyle said to Lucy, "They're not still real, are they?"

"No, they're gone. Just like dinosaurs, dodos, and leshies." Lucy replied, "However, you'd be quite surprised with how long megalodon meat lasts if stored properly."

"Coral will keep sharks out of the waters and people away from the beach, so we have the whole place to ourselves for the day." Levi said as she untied her robe and slipped it off...

Surprising everyone by revealing her nude body underneath.

"Leviathan!" Lucy shouted.

"What? I always come nude here!" Levi said with a laugh. "Seriously, you three are acting like none of you have seen me naked before. And don't forget I know exactly what you three look like naked."

"We're not able to forget..." Kyle said, remembering back to the point of his and Lucy's first date where they dressed up as Adam and Eve to get into Dionysus' party in order to find Bee's amulet, with Levi trying to seduce him after saving him from Circe. After Lucy stepped back in to scold Levi, Uriel had shown up and The Archangel of Redemption and The Demon Lord of Envy had gotten into a heated argument. Thankfully, and surprisingly, Kyle had managed to solve a billion year old breakup in less than ten minutes. And in return, Levi gave Lucy her amulet for the ritual and enough time for them to get away from Grant and Roxie...

At the cost of their fig leaves, but still.

"Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt..." Uriel said thoughtfully, "I mean, your pet does keep mortals away from this place, present company besides."

"That’s my sexy angel fiancée!" Levi exclaimed as Uriel donned her wings and wrapped them around herself as the archangel began to slip off her swimsuit. Levi then turned to Lucy and Kyle and added, "And even then, who's gonna be stupid enough to steal from an angel and two demon lords, with one of those lords being The Devil herself? You two in?"