Let the game begin!

After placing my order, I waited for three days. It was a time spent eagerly awaiting it. How could I not? A hot babe that would not only want me but love the hell out of me? Who could NOT want that? Her swimsuit actually arrived on the second day, which only made me more eager.

On the fourth day, I was in my living room when I heard a somewhat weak knocking sound. Opening my front door, I quickly caught the falling form of Mai. As I requested, she had fainted. Pulling her inside, I laid her out on the couch before shutting the door. I got her a wet paper towel to place on her forehead.

I gave her cheeks a few light smacks. "Mai? Mai, wake up," I whispered. She groaned, slowly opening her eyes. She turned her head to look at me. For a moment there was nothing, then a slight light sparked in her eyes. "John...?" she whispered, reaching up to cup my face in her hand.

Placing my hand over hers, I nodded. "Yeah. It's me, Mai. When I got swallowed up, I never thought I'd see you again," I replied. God, I was good with coming up with this shit. ...I'm not very humble though. A puzzled expression crossed her face. "Swallowed up...?" she muttered in confusion.

Sighing, I nodded. "Mai, what's the last thing you remember?" I asked. She strained to sit up. I helped her do so and she muttered her thanks. "I was...entering a cave...?" Mai sounded uncertain. "I...it was dark and then...I don't know." She took in her surroundings. "John, where are we?"

I sighed. "The future, Mai. ...well, it's the present now, but let's not debate samantics," I told her. "The Fire Nation is long gone. No one even remembers it. I got sucked into this place before you years ago. It gave me some time to adapt. I feigned amensia to explain my ignorance. Worked well enough."

Mai stared at me, as if to judge whether or not I was telling the truth. Then she pinched herself to make sure she wasn't dreaming. Finally, she took a deep breath.