Let Xiana pick

Xiana clearly wanted Francis to have other women. And having just faced **** and lost his virginity in the course of an hour, he wasn't about to look a gift Golothian in the C'lacdth. But Francis hadn't made it to 25 without getting laid because he had too many options in the pussy department.

"Command me, oh Caboa" said his alien bride. "Tell me who you desire!"

"I...I don't know anyone who... who would be willing," Francis admitted.

The emerald alien was incensed.

"What earth bitch would dare reject my Caboa!" Xiana fumed. "I do not believe it! Here! This is a healthy, fertile member of your species! I will show you!"

There on the screen was a 20-something blonde getting a tan in her backyard wearing a tiny red bikini. She had wide child-bearing hips and ample tits. She was about as far out of Francis' league as you could get and still be on this planet.

Xiana didn't think so, though. She pulled a lever and a weird light beamed down on the blonde. Three seconds later, she was gone.

Xiana grinned proudly at Francis and lead him to the place on the ship where they had first met. There was the blonde, blinking and looking about, clearly disoriented.

The blonde took one look at Xiana and started screaming.