Let (horny) Linda go

You: "I understand."

Linda leaves and you spend the rest of the evening alone at home, wondering if letting her go was the right choice.

Midnight

It's the middle of the night and you can't sleep. You suddenly hear the door being unlocked. You are thrilled that Linda is already back. You consider making her pay for this but remind yourself to be sensitive.

You go downstairs, but it's not Linda.

You: "What are you doing here?"

Ashley: "I live here?"

You: "I thought you would sleep at a friend's place tonight."

Ashley: "Well... I'm not anymore. Is Mum still awake? I need to talk to her."

You: "Uhm..."

You remember that Linda planned to tell Ashley what happened tomorrow, which means that Ashley has no clue that Linda left yet.

You: "Sorry, she's already asleep. She has a migraine actually, a really bad one. I wouldn't want to wake her up now."

Ashley: "Fuck. Okay."

You: "Listen, I know you hate my guts, but... do you need someone to talk to?"

Ashley: "Yes, but that someone is definitely not you."

With that, she leaves and enters her room. This is a rare opportunity. The only question is: How the fuck can you slip her the serum?

You go to the kitchen to get some water and remember that Ashley drinks a glass of orange juice every morning without fail. You know that because you are usually the one who has to clean the glass later on. You check the fridge and find the juice box. There is slightly too much juice in there for just one glass. You let a bit out in the sink and then pour the serum into the box. You set your alarm for 5:50 in the morning. Ashley was an early riser and you had to be there in time.

Tuesday

You wake up to the sound of your alarm and jump out of bed. You sneak out of the bedroom and take a look around. Ashley isn't up yet. You go to the bathroom and then to the kitchen. To pass the time you make coffee. Ashley finally walks in half an hour later. She looks very groggy.

You: "Morning."

Ashley: "Why are you up already?"

You (shrug): "Just woke up and couldn't fall back asleep."

Ashley doesn't comment on that any further. She just walks up to the fridge, pours her orange juice into a glass, and throws the empty box in the trash. Then she prepares a cereal in silence. You turn around to make sure she hasn't already drunk something. Ashley sits down at the table with her bowl and the glass. She gives you a dismissive look and gulps down her juice.

You: "I need to talk to you about something important, Ashley."

Ashley: "Is it another one of your retarded rules?"

You: "No, it's a bit more complicated. More like... asking for a favor."

Ashley: "A favor? From me? (scoffs) That's hunny. I mean fuffy. Uuh...?"

Ashley suddenly stares into nothingness. You press the timer on your watch.

Showtime.

You: "Can you hear me, Ashley?"

Ashley: "Yes."

You: "You will now listen and obey my voice."

Ashley: "I will listen and obey your voice."

You: "Very good."