Let's not risk flirting, but ask

You decide that while you might have fun flirting with the attendant, you don't want to be kicked out of the superstore just yet, anyway.

After 10 seconds of her just looking blankly you are finally irritated enough, "Excuse me miss? What are you not scanning my items?"

She slowly closes her eyes before hastily opening them, uh oh what have you some? That's when she starts to talk, keeping the same blank look through out.

"Hello Sir, unfortunately. Your deeds could not be found."

Bewildered by this statement and her voice, strangely robotic in nature like a virtual assistant. Although you couldn't imagine a voice that would be more suited for her.

So your next step is to reasonably reply to her "What the hell are you talking about, all my item are in the basket, are you blind? Or am I breaking a rule by placing the basket there?"